A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

I normally try to avoid “official” MMOG forums due to the incessant complaints and mindless drivel. World of Warcraft’s forums are no exception, in fact they could possibly be one of the worst MMOG forums ever.

I spent some time on them, looking for some diamonds in the rough. Let’s examine some of those gems.

“Your solutions for your inadequacies are for shart. Your rhetoric about dilligently working to resolve them is like crying wolf. No one gives a rats arse anymore.”

Not too bad. He speaks for everyone and spells things in a fun way. Moving on…

“Im so pissed right now I’m gonna go beat my dog.”

This guy is real mad.

“How poor can your servers and customer service be? I have an idea, why don’t we toss a few more million dollars your way, and this time you can spend it on something besides hookers, marijuana and BBQs.”

I’m going to start an MMOG, didn’t realize I could buy hookers to smoke pot with me at my BBQ. Sweet!

“whoever started up this casino rolling thing needs to have their genitals flayed and rolled in salt and vinegar potato chip bags.”

I’m going to have to agree with this comment. Flay and roll!

“i was killing the monsties and a guy asxed me if i could use and then i kept killing the monsters and then i found an item!Then he Axed if i could steal it but so i said yes until i said no.”

That’s a beauty. Either that’s an attention whore or a total idiot. Probably both.

“I SAW THE MUSHROOM AT THE MUSHROOM INVENTOR AND IT LOOKKED LIKE A MUSHROOM FROM THE MARIO MUSHROMS !!!!! WOHBNO!”

Same guy, different post. I smell a ban for being a loser.

“The other day i was playing and this uber level 60 shammy came by and was like u suxorz and killed me. Then he like corpse camped me and stuff so i had this priest come by and rezz me only he couldn’t cuz they nerfed rez so it only works on pallys. So I had a pally buddy come by who was level 38 and he killed the shammy.”

Good story, thanks for the entertainment!

“I see bongs and people snorting stuff…. This is funny!…. why cant players do this? We can get drunk and get behind our horse and ride around but we cant take drugs or smoke outa a bong?”

Where does this guy live? He would be wise to move away from there.

“OK I AM LOOKING FOR THE DRUID IN FORIST SONG SRINE AND I CANNOT FIND HIM IM ON ULDUM SERVER HELP”

Where is that damn druid in forist song srine anyway? I couldn’t find him either.

“New Blizzard forum rule petition: Hence forth, anyone posting their ‘demands’ of Blizzard should be permanently flicked off the planet like the slimey little boogers they are.”

Start flicking! Please.

“last time i checked we are adults paying for this montly game. *well some of us*”

Some is a guess, and probably too high.

“utmost respect for GMs, but one said ‘Please try and post constructively. Thread closed.’ it shhould be please try TO post constructively, see? this is constructive post, and ordinn im not making fun of u just demonstrating my knowledge of english lang.. w”

He is just demonstrating his knowledge of the english lang. Leave him alone.

“i like money, but farmers mess up so no thx”

This is why they invented money laundering.

“the game failed me, im very dissappointed. u need to add 1000 more stuff to make it work. sorry guys, but im leaving. cya tomorrow”

Ha ha ha. The game needs 1000 more stuff so he is leaving. But why come back tomorrow?

“BLIZZ OMG WTF?!?!?!? WE R PAYING U $$$ FOR DOWNTIME?!?!”

Pure genius.

“My nephew deleted my main a lvl 42 rogue… is there any way to restore this toon? or is it start from the begining time again?”

His nephew rocks.

“I swear… get rid of netzero or whatever isp/hardware the servers are on. Every night I get the same lag and its ridiculous. We can just call the game ‘World of’ because warcraft is f’ing impossible with the LAG.”

I can’t believe someone found out they use Netzero.

“listen i like this game in all but some things just need to be added i personally think one should be launguage to talk to the other team and an area where you could go that combines all the different servers so you could meet your friends that are on a different server”

Um, what?

“I WANT A BODY COUNT WHIT CATEGORIES”

Me too.

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I own this little MMO gaming blog but I hardly ever write on it any more. I'm more of a bloglord or something. Thankfully I have several minions to keep things rolling along.