Single, introverted, heterosexual males across the planet will worship him in hopes of getting laid!

While I personally think the female form trumps the male form, most of the women’s magazines I have seen have tanned brazilian male underwear models on the cover. I’d like to see whatever women’s magazines you’ve been reading. :P

“Being clean isn’t going to be the most important thing, and if you can’t keep yourself clean as a standard, you’re an idio anyway. Nothing here is that important at all. Sure, being a little buffer might be a good thing, i’m working on it a little myself, but jesus christ people!” -Falken.

I answer this with: Falken, it may seem obvious to you, but many gamers out there do not understand these basic principles, since they don’t realize stuff like that matters to girls. Fact: Human males have 1/3 of the ability to smell B/O that human females possess. Fact: You can’t smell your own B/O unless it is emanating from an article of clothing or other object. i.e. you can’t smell yourself. But other people can. Ever wonder who people sniff their underarms to judge their B/O? The bacteria living there produce a larger amount of B/O than the rest of the body, it gets impregnated in the hairs and then you can smell it as if from an article of clothing or other possession. So when you think a change of clothes has fixed the problem, it hasn’t. Also. I don’t like to say this, but physical appearance is about 70% of how relationships start. As zubon states, it is the problem of ” if you are hideous, will anyone stay around long enough to figure out you have a great personality?” I’m not saying you have to be a calvin klein model, but looking ok means you won’t get dismissed straight-away. Of course after that it’s up to your personality, but at least you have a chance.

As Brinstar says “Appearance isn’t the only thing to attraction, but when you are meeting someone for the first time, you can only judge by appearance until you get to talking to them.” Which is an easier way of saying the thing I just wrote up the top. And yes, in answer to your question Brinstar, some male gamers don’t realize these things.

also: Being treated as a piece of meat is seriously under-rated. I quite enjoy it :3

also also: Never, ever, EVER, act on anything you learned in a dating sim.

fun fact:The difference between real life and porn. Real life has texture ^^

“if you are in the right place at the right time, you too can be treated like a piece of meat”

/me has gladly treated men like a piece of meat (and they liked it)

“The number of slim, athletic, infinitely flexible, large-breasted, scantily clad, sexually starved vixens is smaller than you have been led to believe.”
So growing up as a ballet dancer probably screwed me up hunh…? (the large breasted part is true. I can count the well endowed slim girls i’ve know on my hands and I spent 15 years in rooms of 5 boys to 100 girls)