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	<title>Comments on: 50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks</title>
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		<title>By: Adam Tiler</title>
		<link>http://www.killtenrats.com/2007/09/19/50-reasons-lord-of-the-rings-sucks/#comment-25843</link>
		<dc:creator>Adam Tiler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:52:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"The character of the Giant Evil Flaming All-Seeing Eye was based on former President Jimmy Carter."

I enjoyed that one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;The character of the Giant Evil Flaming All-Seeing Eye was based on former President Jimmy Carter.&#8221;</p>
<p>I enjoyed that one.</p>
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		<title>By: Contemplating Champions at Kill Ten Rats</title>
		<link>http://www.killtenrats.com/2007/09/19/50-reasons-lord-of-the-rings-sucks/#comment-25827</link>
		<dc:creator>Contemplating Champions at Kill Ten Rats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 16:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] we forget, &#8220;The Orcs [in Middle Earth] were obviously stolen from PC game maker Blizzard and its Warcraft series. Too bad Blizzard is apparently too scared to [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] we forget, &#8220;The Orcs [in Middle Earth] were obviously stolen from PC game maker Blizzard and its Warcraft series. Too bad Blizzard is apparently too scared to [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Aspendawn</title>
		<link>http://www.killtenrats.com/2007/09/19/50-reasons-lord-of-the-rings-sucks/#comment-24230</link>
		<dc:creator>Aspendawn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman."

Pffft

I read this awhile back and it's still just as funny the second time through.  Great stuff.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Liv Tyler&#8217;s character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.&#8221;</p>
<p>Pffft</p>
<p>I read this awhile back and it&#8217;s still just as funny the second time through.  Great stuff.</p>
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		<title>By: Link</title>
		<link>http://www.killtenrats.com/2007/09/19/50-reasons-lord-of-the-rings-sucks/#comment-24225</link>
		<dc:creator>Link</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Christopher Walken as Frodo. Beautiful.</description>
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		<title>By: tfangel</title>
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		<dc:creator>tfangel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>" I guess elves have glands on their back that secrete arrows."

And they have to replenish them by dancing on top of mailboxes... oh, wrong game. ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8221; I guess elves have glands on their back that secrete arrows.&#8221;</p>
<p>And they have to replenish them by dancing on top of mailboxes&#8230; oh, wrong game. ;)</p>
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		<title>By: Jeromai</title>
		<link>http://www.killtenrats.com/2007/09/19/50-reasons-lord-of-the-rings-sucks/#comment-24216</link>
		<dc:creator>Jeromai</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:03:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Legolas shoots arrow after arrow at his enemies, and yet the number of arrows in his quiver never decreases. I guess elves have glands on their back that secrete arrows.

Why, in part 1, is the black octopus creature painted as the bad guy when it attacks, when one of the fellowship had clearly been throwing rocks at it?

ROFL!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Legolas shoots arrow after arrow at his enemies, and yet the number of arrows in his quiver never decreases. I guess elves have glands on their back that secrete arrows.</p>
<p>Why, in part 1, is the black octopus creature painted as the bad guy when it attacks, when one of the fellowship had clearly been throwing rocks at it?</p>
<p>ROFL!</p>
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		<title>By: Pvthudson</title>
		<link>http://www.killtenrats.com/2007/09/19/50-reasons-lord-of-the-rings-sucks/#comment-24215</link>
		<dc:creator>Pvthudson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahahaha

The character of Elrond was based on Agent Smith from The Matrix.

That's great</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahahaha</p>
<p>The character of Elrond was based on Agent Smith from The Matrix.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s great</p>
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