My Life Is Better Than Yours

Like many happy stories, this one begins nude and in mixed company. “I hit level 27,” I remarked to her.
“Oh really?” she replied. “What character?”
“Mule, the controller. 5 levels from getting my Singularity.”
“That’s nice.”
“I’ve wanted one of those for like two years!”
“That’s kind of sexy. I must be wired weird.”

: Zubon