Hypothetical Bar Conversation

“So what do you do for fun?”
“I pretend to be a shape-shifting alien squid who mentors superheroes by standing inertly while flaming monkeys eat interdimensional gangsters.”
“Buy me another drink.”

: Zubon

4 thoughts on “Hypothetical Bar Conversation”

  1. I changed my dog’s name from Sauron to Pluto pretty much to avoid conversations like that. “Oh you named your dog after Lord of the Rings? That’s nice. Bye”

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