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8 Responses to “They’re Difficult”

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1. 1 Nick
   26 Apr 2008 at 5:34 pm

   I guess I’ll just have to snack on my conjured muffins.

2. 2 gaul
   26 Apr 2008 at 11:56 pm

   What level do i need to be to eat this yummy roast beef i just made?

3. 3 Ole Bald Angus the Monk
   27 Apr 2008 at 9:28 am

   Your Mastication Skill has increased by 1.
   Skill Training Complete.
   You have aquired the Skill: Digestive Tolerance Rank IV.
   You do not meet the Skill Requirement(s) for Mashed Banana Baby Food +3.

   “You can’t HANDLE the Pork!”

4. 4 Zubon
   27 Apr 2008 at 9:57 am

   Oddly, I cannot find evidence that The Lord of the Rings Online™: Shadows of Angmar™ has roast beef. Maybe it is hiding under another name. They eat a lot of pork, but very little beef. There is beef stew. Those cows must be mostly decorative.

   So in Middle Earth, they have domesticated the cow, which they eat sparingly, but the major source of pork is wild boars that attack people in fields all across the land. At least the hobbits have a pig farm.

5. 5 Hexedian
   27 Apr 2008 at 6:50 pm

   They milk the cows. And adventurers kill boars all the time; you just have to walk behind them and pick the bodies!

6. 6 Jezebeau
   28 Apr 2008 at 3:27 am

   Contrary to assumptions that the aristocracy just treats the peasants well, the real reason the plebs don’t revolt is that they aren’t physically capable of enjoying the finer things in life.

7. 7 lufia22
   02 May 2008 at 5:26 pm

   I was expecting the crit version to add “with Apllesauce.”

8. 8 lufia22
   02 May 2008 at 5:26 pm

   Minus my horrible spelling.

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