Quests available:
- Workplace Outfitting
- Afternoon Nap
- Dinner Preparations
*click*
Workplace Outfitting
Off to work again, are ye? Not just yet yer not! The guards’ll stop ye at the gates if ye try to get by in that get-up. No, this is an infiltration job of the most dangerous sort, and you’ll need to blend with the natives, or end up skewered on a pike!
Objectives:
- Subquest: No Two Alike
- Subquest: After Nap Time
- Subquest: Tie Tie
- Subquest: If You Start Me Up
Rewards:
- Workplace Reputation (200)
- Effect: Basic Warmth (duration: 12 hours)
Accept — Decline
*click*
No Two Alike
To complete your disguise, you will need two matching [2 Black Socks]. It does not matter which brand, but they must be identical!You may be able to find some in The Sock Drawer. I never got around to putting away all the laundry, though, so I would suggest looking in The Laundry Basket. Off with you now!
Objectives:
- Find two matching [2 Black Socks].
- Combine them to create [Pair of Black Socks].
- Use [Pair of Black Socks]
After Nap Time
Pants time comes after nap time!
Objectives:
- Find and use [Pants].
- After Nap Time must be completed before If You Start Me Up!
Tie Tie
The denizens of the workplace have a strange aversion to necks, and a strong desire to direct eyes downward. What are they implying? Use this fabric to create a noose-like collar that points an arrow down your chest.
Objectives:
- Complete a [Windsor Knot] or [Double Windsor Knot].
- You must complete this quest before the alloted time runs out!
If You Start Me Up
I’ll never stop… unless I run out of gas. You do not want to walk all the way to work, so hop in the vehicle and complete the Commuter traffic course.
Objectives:
- Start the ignition.
- This quest will put you in driving mode.
*click*
Searching The Sock Drawer…
You have found [Pair of White Socks]!
Searching The Sock Drawer…
You have found [Pair of White Socks]!
Searching The Sock Drawer…
You have found [Black Sock, type 3]!
Searching The Sock Drawer…
You have found [penny]!
Searching The Sock Drawer…
You have found [Pair of White Socks]!
[to guild]: Did they nerf the sock drawer?
[guild] Grapeshot: dude their never in the deaqwe
[guild] Grapeshot: drwaer
[guild] Grapeshot: dammit
[guild] Facepalmer: lol
[to guild]: lol
Searching The Laundry Basket…
You have found [White Sock]!
Searching The Laundry Basket…
You have found [Black Sock, type 4]!
Searching The Laundry Basket…
You have not found anything.
Searching The Laundry Basket…
You have found [Blue Underpants]!
Searching The Laundry Basket…
You have found [White Sock]!
You completed Recipe: [Pair of White Socks]!
Items removed: [White Sock], [White Sock]
Searching The Laundry Basket…
You have found [Black Sock, type 7]!
[to guild]: “You have found [Black Sock, type 7]!’ Why do we need seven types of black socks?
[guild] Facepalmer: Oh, like your socks all match at home.
[to guild]: It’s not realistic.
[guild] Facepalmer: ORLY? YOu bought all your socks at once and all the same brand and through out the old ones?
[to guild]: How about it’s not a fun way to desing the quest?
[guild] Facepalmer: tru dat, but it’s an easy faction grind.
Searching The Laundry Basket…
You have found [Purple Pajama Sock]!
Searching The Laundry Basket…
You have found [Black Blouse]!
Searching The Laundry Basket…
You have found [White Sock]!
Searching The Laundry Basket…
You have found [Black Sock, type 4]!
You completed Recipe: [Pair of Black Socks]!
Items removed: [Black Sock, type 4], [Black Sock, type 4]
You do not have anything targeted.
Using [Pair of Black Socks]…
Interrupted
You cannot do that while moving.
Using [Pair of Black Socks]…
You have completed No Two Alike!
Opening Closet…
Item acquired: [Blue Tie]
Tying [Blue Tie]…
[guild] Grapeshot: dude what ahppened to the freeway? theres like lag everywhere
[to guild]: Construction. It was on the forums.
Time has expired! Item removed: [Blue Tie]
You do not have anything targeted.
Opening Closet…
Item acquired: [Red Tie]
Tying [Red Tie]…
You have completed Tie Tie!
Searching The Pantry…
You have found [Box of Granola Bars]!
Opening [Box of Granola Bars]…
The box is empty
Do you really want to destroy this item? Confirm — Cancel
*click*
Searching The Pantry…
You have found [Box of Granola Bars]!
Opening [Box of Granola Bars]…
Item acquired: [Fine Oats and Honey Granola Bar]
Using [Fine Oats and Honey Granola Bar]…
[to guild]: Anyone need any pantry items while I’m here?
[guild] Grapeshot: Can you mail me some nachos?
[guild] Facepalmer: Why are there nachos in the pantry anyway?
[to guild]: lol
[guild] Grapeshot: lol
Searching The Pantry…
You have found [Can of Diced Tomatoes]!
Searching The Pantry…
You have not found anything.
Searching The Pantry…
You have found [Plate of Nachos with Cheese]!
[to guild]: Your liucky day. I’ll mail them when I get ot he mailbox.
[guild] Grapeshot: tks
[to guild]: np
Opening Ford Key Hook…
Item acquired: [Car Keys, Ford Escort]
Opening Ford Key Hook…
Item acquired: [Car Keys, Ford Escort]
Opening Ford Key Hook…
Item acquired: [Car Keys, Ford Escort]
Opening Ford Key Hook…
Item acquired: [Car Keys, Ford Focus]
Opening Ford Key Hook…
Item acquired: [Car Keys, Ford Escort]
Opening Ford Key Hook…
Item acquired: [Car Keys, Ford Escort]
Opening Ford Key Hook…
Item acquired: [Car Keys, Ford F-250]
[to guild]: f250 drop in only 7 attempts today
[guild] Grapeshot: showoff
[guild] Ellixer: Good morning all!
[guild] Grapeshot: hey
[guild] Facepalmer: norning
[to guild]: Hi El
[guild] Facepalmer: morning
Using [Car Keys, Ford F-250]…
You have completed If You Start Me Up!
Quest failed: After Nap Time
Quest failed: Workplace Outfitting
[to guild]: dammit!!
[guild] Ellizer: what?
[guild] Facepalmer: YOu forot your pants again, didn’t you?
[guild] Grapeshot: lol
[to guild]: dammit!!
: Zubon
Nice. :)
That’s beautiful.
Very good.
tl;dr
[to OOC:] HAY GUYS WHERE DO I GET SOX!?!??
[to OOC:] NO SRSLY NE1 KNO WHERE BLACK SOCK?
[to OOC:] THIS BLOG IS A FAILURE TEH COMUNITY IS HORRIBLE NO1 HELPS I’M GOIN BACK TO COD FORUMS
[to OOC:] repotred for spamming
[to ADVICE:] this game is not as good as WOW
/leave OOC
[to OOC:] Anyone found a use for White Socks yet?
[to OOC:] ur mom
/trade: If only this game was a mod over the WoW engine, it would be awesome.
/guild: How is the endgame, and how long do I have to grind to get to it? Also, what’s the best class/build?
FTW! Nicely done.
[to OOC] Where’s the mountain dew?
VERY well written. *cheers*
Nicely done. It was amusing and fitting for just about any MMO gamer. ;)
Absolutely awesomeness. Who know how many of us are plagued so terribly with that problem in real life. Damn pants..
[to guild] ‘Management’ is so OP.
[to guild] They get Mercedes and [Employee Discipline Rank 3].
[to guild] I might quit over it.