Comments on: Borderlands Ending: Potential Spoilers in Comments

By: Cassidy111

Cassidy111 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 02:44:02 +0000

Ok, for the love o’Pete. This game is awesome. One of the best I’ve played. It ended with a twist that you didn’t like. How many of you threw yourselves on the floor and flailed your limbs ineffectually all over the room at your inability to get your way? When you grow up you’ll learn that sometimes the journey is the fun part.

By: anthony

anthony — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 02:46:53 +0000

This fucking game is a big ass tease man. I had a life before this game and i literally gave it up 2 weeks of my life palying 5 hours a day cause it was that addicting instead of going to the movies with my friends or hanging out with my friends i chose this game because i wanted to get to the vault. Then i get greeted by a space alien vagiania and noooo vault wtf this game is good it gets you hooked on but the ending killed the game experience.

By: LOLWUTFTW

LOLWUTFTW — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 17:34:01 +0000

You sir, have won the internet.

By: Borderlands Fanatic

Borderlands Fanatic — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 15:47:49 +0000

Really?! Have you tried it yourself???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID IT WORK?!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By: Person

Person — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 07:36:10 +0000

An old post but I feel like venting.

I DON’T GET THE F***ING POINT OF THIS GAME!!!
It was a good game right up to the end, I had a great time, and it was a satisfying way to waste time after school then…
I am greeted by a giant alien vagina.

Question One: Why the f**k am I greeted by a gigantic alien vagina?

Question Two: Why was it in the vault? did it have a strain of alien super chlamydia they didn’t want getting out?

Question Three: Why not let us in the vault, then present a satisfying but puzzling turn of events preparing you for a sequel.

Gear Box Studios have ticked a lot of the boxes, but they fail on the terms of storyline.

By: JT

JT — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 11:36:46 +0000

Yo, friends, chill. I was disappointed, too, but then I figured out how to get into the vault. You just need to set your computer clock 200 years into the future and then play through the game again. Then the vault will open and since you already killed the monster, now you can just waltz in and get all that sweet loot. Best ending ever so far, that’s what everybody’s been sayin’.

By: Crystal

Crystal — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 19:00:42 +0000

@matt hey dude i actually can say they are a bunch of idiots cuz they already released 2 dlcs and noone of them has anything to do whit the history and actually thats the smartest thing they could do because the main history SUCK…. Anyways i gave the game another try by torrenting the ned zombie island dlc… and guess what it sucks in the whole place there is no waypoints. That means everytime u want to go from 1 place to other u have to walk like for ever shooting stupid zombies that never get to touch u.
About getting orange weapons like u sayd atm i got 32 orange weapons in my inventory+4 orange weapons equiped i also have a “pearl” weapon but after doing all this shit and spending all that time i feel even worse than the firts time i beated the game because at least the firts time i beated it the point of the game wasnt going around 1 shooting everything whitout even getting any damage… that means they just fucked up the game even more adding crappy easy dlcs.

By: BigD

BigD — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:08:43 +0000

Nice to see I’m not the only one who thought the ending was crap.

The whole game seemed to be built on the idea of ‘The Vault’ :
-At the start you are going to get rich by finding THE VAULT.
-During the game you fight several bad guys to get components for a key that will grant access to THE VAULT.
-Towards the end you have to combat the Crimson Lance, who are also trying to get into THE VAULT, as well as the Guardians who are guarding THE VAULT.
-Then at the final level/map, you are told to hurry because : firstly, you don’t want be beaten to THE VAULT, and secondly, THE VAULT won’t open again in your lifetime.

Do you see the theme there ?
Seems to me that the game is based around the idea of THE VAULT.
So I expect some fucking serious Vault action after 20+ hours play over 5 days !
Did I get it ?
Did I fuck !

Where the hell did the final boss come from ?
Wouldn’t some sort of 20ft Eridian Uber-Guardian make more sense than the ridiculous piece of shit we were presented with ?

Do you think the boys and girls at Gearbox just ran out of time, and hastily cobbled together the ending in an afternoon ?
“Right guys. How are we doing with Borderlands ?”
“Great boss. We’ve just finished designing the Eridian Promontory level, and are just about to start on the design of The Vault levels.”
“What ? You’re joking… Aren’t you ?”
“No. Why would we ?”
“Listen you retards. This game goes out in 3 weeks. You don’t have time to piss about with new levels.”
“3 weeks ? Oh shit ! Sorry boss. I thought we had a good couple of months at least.”
“Well you don’t. So get your thumb out your arse and get me an ending by 5pm today.”
“Yes sir. How should we end it ?”
“Oh for fuck sake ! I don’t know. Just stick some big slug/squid/vagina monster at the end of the last level you’ve done.”
“Ok boss. You know best.”

And what the fuck was the deal with the Ninja Claptrap ?
Those annoying little robots pissed me off something terrible, and I’d gladly see them all infected with Robot AIDS.

Instead of playing this, I’d've been better of spending twenty odd hours wanking into a bucket.

By: suk a fat 1

suk a fat 1 — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:29:17 +0000

sure the ending sucked, but who gives a fuck, heaps of good games have shitty fuck endings. atleast this game has set it up for a sequel, hopefully 200 years into tha future where u CAN ACTUALLY GO IN DA FUCKING VAULT.

By: charles

charles — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:16:19 +0000

The Vault is a lie…………..

The game itself was f**king awesome.. it was building up to a potentially fantastic finale ending then after like 15minutes of shooting that fat squid motherf**ker in the face and shit…expected to finally get some badass loot and meet that hot chick up in the f**king satellite… ohhh but noooooooooo, i get a fu*king “THANKS YOU”, some cash, and a “get the f*ck out of my face”.. wtf *disappointing ending* *awesome game*