I Get Press Releases

I have before me an e-mail announcing open beta starting for a game this week. Clicking to their website, a winged woman in most of a bikini is hovering immediately to the left of the game’s name. Immediately to the left of their tagline is another woman who could not afford an entire halter top; she is blowing kisses at the screen, with an animated heart floating from her lips. Someone has reliably informed them that English is written left-to-right, so placing the boobs just to the left of your text makes it a sort of capitalization.

Still classier than the game advertising “one click to a Roman orgy!”

: Zubon

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