[World of Warcraft] Disclaimer: I did not write this.
You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building. Around you is a forest. A small stream flows out of the building and down a gully. There is an elf with an exclamation point above her head here.
>Talk elf
“Alas,” she says. “There is a great darkness upon the land. Fifty years ago the Dwarf Lord Al’ham’bra came upon the Dragon Locket in the Miremuck Caverns. He immediately recognized the …”
> Click Accept
“Hey,” the elf protests. “This is important expository. Azeroth is a rich and storied land, with a tapestry of interwoven …”
> Click Accept
“OK, fine. Bring me six kobold tails.”
Too frickin funny…
And soo true too…
Hey, that’s Lore, from Brunching Shuttlecocks! Woo!
LOL… reminds me of the very first text adventure game I ever owned for the Commodore 64. It was crappy, sadly, and they apparently missed a loop in it.
>walk west
You encounter a wall
>walk east
You encounter a wall
>walk north
You encounter a wall
>walk south
You encou….. device powering down