Congrats to all the winners! My favorite was ”to go back to their roots” as simple, and oft-repeated as it was. The winners, all randomly chosen, are:
Nicc0 – Oggy – Zazuki – alp – Peter Mackie – Bevis212 – TheSanto – Wok – Brimstar – Ancrath – Talzin – Moxxi – Stcha – Pirateking – Max Okazaki – Genzi – Andre Simmonds – Dark Link – Scott – Smi
Emails containing the key have been sent out. Please check your spam folders as “winning” + links is usually spam anyways.
EDIT: Talk about a response! We are unfortunately ending this contest a bit early as we’re approaching technical issues. Thank you all for entering. I will determine the winners by the end of Friday. –Rav
ArenaNet was awesome enough to throw a couple Guild Wars 2 beta keys for the upcoming beta weekend our way. Did I say a couple? How about twenty! These keys are good just for the Guild Wars 2 weekend event occurring June 8-10.
How to enter? Simply answer this question via comments below: Why did the sylvari cross the road? with a clever, bookah answer by the end of this Friday, June 1st. (Hint: “to get to the other side” is not a clever, bookah answer.) Please leave a valid email with the comment, and only one entry per person please. I will then randomly choose 20 participants on Saturday, June 2nd and notify the winners here and privately via email.
Good luck, and thanks to ArenaNet!
–Ravious
To see if the grass was greener on the other side
To play the Guild Wars 2 beta of course
Because of bad ectoplasm drop on this side.
Because I am out of weed, and I badly need to discover new worlds.
Because there were no cars coming! xD
“a clever, bookah answer”
“cause the silvary did have enaugh free gems to cross the road to get on the other sevrer”
To Get A Guild Wars 2 Beta Key Because his Family is Broke and Dying of a Swift Bankrupt and is awesome!!!!!!!!!!! :(
Beta key eh? Sounds awesome.
The real question is, why did it not?
To seed on the other side.
“To seed on the other side.” Made my day mate! Good luck with the beta key! XD
because his side is obviously from a previous game gotta keep moving on up
Q: Why did the sylvari cross the road?
A: Did it? Or we just think it did?
To get to the storyline.
… to flee the kitchen.
because they had already eaten everything on the first side.
To work for AreaNet :)
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because it thought it saw Ventari and Roran on the other side.
To find the truth about why they exist!
to kill ten rats.
I love this answer. haha
:D
To buy some Miracle Grow
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To join her lovely
Because the grass is always greener on the other side.
To get a arrow in the knee.
to read the Ventari Tablet
because they come and get us all for the game
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
So that they can expand themselves and prepare for the fights that are coming.
To escape the violence that engulfed Tyria :)
to kill the dragon that stole my beta key and bring it back to me…cause they’re cool like that.
As a sylvari i don’t understand your human jokes but “wouldn’t it be to get to the other side” (said in a unsure way) *tilts head to the side with a curious look on his face*
because the event was about crossing the road that’s why.
to go for a swim and sunbathe :P
Because, well f-you that’s why…
YES
To make a salad
to flee from hungry vegeterian cows
Under Construction
to get some flowers from other side
to hump the other tree :)
Because it saw a “Guild Wars 2 – Collector’s Edition” on the other side.
In Soviet Russia, Chicken crosses YOU
what century d u live?
to plant his seeds on the other side :p
To get to the zombie’s lawn
For the adventure and the loot
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To go home and be a Family man!
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
because his guild was on the other side, heard he could get some good loot. :)
Pourquoi les Sylvaris traverser la route?
Pour découvrir que les locaux d’ArenaNet ne sont pas très loin… il suffit de traverser la route, c’est à 100m.
Because the butterfly they have been following around all day has just crossed the road in front of them.
They crosses to discover new place. :]
Because there were beautyful women at the other side.
Because they aren’t included in the beta :D
Because someone said “if you cross the road, I will kill you and Guild Wars 2 would be destroyed for all time but if you stay here, you stay alive.”
To get away from blood elves, orcs and auto-attack combat
In order to send the Charr into the afterlife.
…to get away from Tera and get a GW2 BETA KEY!
across the road because the grass will not go :/
To leaf the starting area.
Because the Sylvari had to, someone else might’ve gotten it wrong.
To see if he’s a part of the beta weekend events yet…
To kill all the dragons on the other side!
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because
The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
In memory of John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
looking for mushrooms
because it saw the god damn Batman, that’s why.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To get to the honey mead bar-Bees Nees Bar
Because he took a lichen to a sylvari on the other side. But alas, it was a fruitless pursuit.
Why not ?
It followed the trail of blue and red smarties. Wouldn’t make sense to follow the yellow ones, who likes those anyways?
Because the grass was greener on the other side
To help with the dynamic event on the other side!
to make me a sandwich
to escape the lawnmower
cause if he dosn’t, he ll never know what is waiting for him on the over side of the road : Lot of adventure in Guild wars 2 !!! :)
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To get a GW2 beta key.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
‘Mother Nature was calling’…
She Leafed her Asura on the other side.
To help Wile E. Coyote cross the road without getting flattened by an oncoming vehicle.
to get to the fertilizer.
To get to the side salad.
to siege arenanet for more beta keys :)
Because the ladies were greener on the other side!
That’s racist!
She had a hot date with an elementalist, she was headed to the nursery to get her hedges trimmed up.
Becuase the Tyranids had entered area and consumed all life, the Sylvari sought to escape the Insectoid marauders
he crossed to shut down asura matches factory..
To look for other fellow sylvaris
Because a band of charr was chasing them with a “Charrzooka.”
To explore the world for all it has to offer on her very own adventure, all the while taking her trusty canine friend along for the journey. It’s the best reason, the only reason, and a seemingly popular one ;)
to fight the elder dragon
So there was this event, right? And apparently you have to get into this yellow circle to get into the event, so this Sylvari was trying to reach this circle but couldn’t catch it since it was moving. It’s became sort of an event on it’s own, just to reach this bleeding circle but it was futile.
After quite a few minutes of chasing Sylvari met some other adventurers trying to get inside the event zone. They decided to run together just for fun, since it wasn’t helping in any practical way.
There was this funny little Asura, who happened to be a Warrior which made everyone laugh since he was nearly half as big as Charr Mesmer’s longsword. On the other hand this Mesmer was quite rubbish, because when they asked him to speed them up magically he just growled and said something about “fancy magic for sissies” and that “real Charr makes only dangerous magic” which made everyone wonder why on Earth would he choose to be a Mesmer in the first place.
There was also Norn Necromancer who hated undead and was repeating this statement every two minutes which made even less sense than the previous two guys. Fortunately he was quite alright with curses. Those magic ones, I mean. Not that it could help in this situation, but it still was reassuring. Eventually they will catch up with the event and every skill could be useful.
Last, but not least there was this human thief. Well, he was with them only for a minute, nicked all the gold from Charr’s pocket and disappeared. Never trust humans, I think that’s the lesson from this.
After long and tiring run they finally did it. They got inside the event, ready to use their unique, however peculiar, skills for the good of the team. To fight evil and chaos. To make sure that Tyria becomes a slightly better place after this complteing this task.
So there was a road ahead of them and event description said “check what’s on the other side”.
So the Sylvari crossed the road.
Why did the sylvari cross the road? He didn’t have enough money to use the waypoints. :D
This is the best one, hands down!
Cause he is awesome.
To get away from the Badger!
Because the road crossed his path.
to have more tinyer friends
To root to the other side…
Q: Why did the sylvari cross the road?
A: To pre-purchase GW2!
Because they wouldn’t lettuce use the bridge.
Because the Sylvari was feeling tree-mendously knotty.
because i got a sticky autorun key =(
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To pollinate the other side
To put out the forest fire started by some centaurs!
Gief me that shiny beta-key!!!
The sylvari crossed the road because they know that travel broadens your mind.
To further their understanding of these mystical constructs that the humans call roads.
So he could have a poo on it
Because the charr on the other side “woodnt“ quit “barking“ orders…
To get some leafe, besauce he need new pants.
…to see if he could find 5 Red Iris Flowers for Nicholas the Traveler.
Because he saw a woman out of the kitchen
Obviously, because 20 beta keys for GW2 were there
He wanted to get back his roots lol :)
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because someone hinted about hidden treasures on the other side..
Because they heard elfs were coming into the game and are going to kick them out
To find her roots.
To quit playing SWTOR.
to escape Rawr Fierceclaw’s new 60″ 27 hp riding lawnmower.
Because he was chased by a vegan cannibale.
The Sylvari crossed the road to kill the elder dragon on the other side.
To… uh… pollinate. :)
Because there are no roads in Guild Wars 2
because he ran out of money to use a waypoint.
because it ran into an Engineer called Agent Orange…
To get a beta key for Guild Wars 2
To see what the party was on the other side!
Because failure is never quite so frightening as regret.
To be happy on the other side!
The sylvari crossed the road because…EVIL THREATENS TYRIA, BUT OUR DREAM WILL GUIDE THROUGH DARKNESS…TO DAWN!!!!!!
To see the wonderful world Tyria presents us
To commune with the other Tree.
To hit on that hot new oak.
to go deliberate with The Pale Tree over such conundrums.
because BWE was on the other side
To ask the leafs for its dew back
Because his side was burning, and fire is super effective against grass type
To escape all the players that are wishing they could “roll” a sylvari…
He/she was curious about what is on the other side.
(hopefully she found release dates!)
To increase his karma
Because they are spraying plant poison on this side of the road.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To travel to the heart of the Pale Tree and ask if it could send them some GW2 beta keys. :D
the tree is clever enough to make this a clever answer i think, isn’t it? :P
“Why did the Sylvari cross the road?”
The Sylvari crossed the road to learn. It wished to impart more knowledge onto the Pale tree, so that the rest of it’s kind would be more prepared for the world outside The Grove. That’s why all Sylvari cross THE road.
To become available in the next beta event.
Because it had bronchitis and nobody got time fo dat. SWET JESUS!!!!
to kill ten rats.
To get away from the wood chipper.
Because the second beta weekend was on their side.
You see, there was in fact something shiny on the other side of the road. Given that the Sylvari are curious in nature, there was no chance of escape from the shiny object across the road. Our little Sylvari had to do it, not because it wanted to, but because it needed to see what was so glittery.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
Why not?
i want a beta key please!~
Because the great adventure alvais waits ont the othre side of the road
ah easy once my fellow bookah,sylvari always cross each road they have in the way to find more answer the world have to give and adventure to discover,is in their nature.
If the world give you Road,you dont need to be smart to move your foot and follow your way through
Because, due to an unlikely series of events, involving a chicken, an methane explosion in a local guild hall, a dawn flash flood, and fit of epilpsy, our hero found himself fleeing a large dragon dog, itself suffering from insomnia due to a particularly loud owl and dehydration, through a small dense wood and into a local settlement, founded in 1184AE by a group of nomadic norn with crimminal backgrounds, which happened to have a single road between our hero and the safeest place he could hide, a seedy looking tavern with a 2 for 5 coin Hunter’s Ale happy hour deal.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To run from the other servers hunting zerg.
To sunbathe, he was hungry.
The slyvari crossed the road to play guild wars 2 of course!
It’s not the sylvari who cross the road, but the road who cross the sylvari !!!
Because it heard the land calling out for champions on the other side and wanted to answer.
To conquer the other half of the world.
To help some old Humans to cross the Road.
If they would walk around, they would disappear and never come back.
Q: “Why did Sylvari cross the road?”
A: “Because the dragon was on the other side”
Because of increased numbers of plant eating insects on their own side ;D hehe
To play the Guild wars 2 beta
To kill 10 rats.
If they would walk around, they would disappear in Oblivion
pour sauver leur espece de l’arrogance
To fertilize the other side.
The sylvari crossed the road because the light was green!
The sylvari crossed the road because the wind blew her seedlings to the otherside.
looking for the key to the GW2 beta. Just like me
Q: Why did the sylvari cross the road?
A: To get his BW2 access key of course!
answer: Because they come to help other races in future fight against the awakening evil.(for example dragons)
Just because he could! It was a wonderful experience :D
Because the sylvari has no car…
To help the blind chicken cross the road.
The sylvari crossed the road because they saw in their Dreams, that the site of their road is going to be destroyed by a huge nyan cat, who’s blue rainbow line was damaged by goblins, causing a failure in cuteness-time-gravity engine, causing it to crash right on the silvary site. The TBI (Tiryan Biro of Investigation), think that the goblins were part of the terrorist group Al’Crafta, from the dark old lands of Azeroth, trying to destroy the new world of Tyria, for their new system of no holy trinity, and free movement, that’s against their classic mmonian religion…
Sad, but true :/
Because there is a Delorean at the other saide, so he can travel forward to the GW2 release date!
becouse what Jhonny Walker says, you do! :X
(“keep walking”)
to get away from that race home it’s fugly go charr :)
So he could get the treasure chest on the other side and get all the gold
To RARP frogger.
To get to the other side
To outrun the centaur!
To escape being dinner for a Charr. :-)
since when are there vegetarian charr?
Because he saw a smokin hot potted plant, obviously.
He wanted to get back to his roots
Silly bookah, I have not the time to hear petty simple minded jokes about the Slyvari. I’m busy in this game of Polymorph.
Polymock…
xD
to get back to its roots
To make his way into the game
Because there was his zerg of asuras and norns on the second side of the road and he wanted to gank a red base.
because he had to LEAF for work :3
To get to the other side.
“To get to the other side” may not be a bookah answer, but it would be a very Sylvari answer. They’re very curious and direct.
However, given what I know of Sylvari I’d say that a more appropriate answer would be:
To find out what is on the other side.
To kill a Night Elf
cause it saw the chicken do it
Why did the Sylvari cross the road? To get a beta key is why. :)
To see what is going on on the other side of road. Because Sylvaris are very curious.
…to let me get a beta key!
because they are tired to wait and they want to play with us! :D
To catch some rays on the other side
To make like a tree and get out of here.
Because the cops are run by Charr.
To gank the Asura obviously! little brats..
To watch on poor people, cutting trees and destroying nature. Then they came back to “their” side :)
Looking for a place to “plant” its roots.
Because they had to leaf.
Tot get to the brisket!
because the grass was greener than hm on the side he was on…
I was trimming the plants on his side.
To water the plants
The Sylvari was looking for the way into the next BWE ;)
Why did the Sylvari cross the road? To avoid being made into a salad.
to kill ten rats.
They were running from the beavers.
Because it was delivering my GW2 beta key with haste, not even pausing to check the road for rampaging Charr. So great is his dedication, so important his cause, that his own life means nothing in comparison to his task: the safe delivery of the GW2 beta key.
because he wanted to branch out
because he didn’t remember why he crossed the road before
To escape the old questing system and not having to killtenrats!
Because adventuring all around Tyria in the opposite direction was too time consuming.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
It was a windy day >_<
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because the the other side had a brightly colored forest…
to get out from under the dragons shadow
To meet Ser Davos , The Onion Knight!
^^^
To get to the store and buy the Gw2 game! Good luck to all!
Because its were they keep all the beta keys :)
It’s a trick question i say! The Sylvari would never cross a road. Roads are a synthetic man made product made from bitumen – a series of Hydrocarbons extracted from crude oil. The Sylvari are the Tree Lovers of Tyria and their dictionaries don’t consist of the word “road” ! If they were to ever cross a “road” – it would be to simply spread some quick growing seeds over the surface of the road! Thank you. :)
You definitely deserve a key for this awesome answer
To be playable in this beta duh?? :)
because the grass is greener on the other side ;)
To fight for Tyria!
There was a Dynamic Event coming/happening on the other side.
To plant a tree!
To face the challenges
Because it was in keeping with the teachings of Ventari.
To do Melendru’s bidding by planting one more Aloe Seed.
To explore all of what Tyria has to offer.
To get out of the meteor shower.
She was tired of having to ask the others to leaf her alone.
To get to the Arbor Bay.
because it was stapled to the chicken!
To train their green roots as foots!
Because the chicken was a vegetarian.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To get back to the forest obviously!
he saw a shelvari…
He did not cross, he slipped on a peel of a friend and ended up the other side of the road!
. . . to kill ten rats of course, he had a quest and they only spawn on the other side
because all of her friends where on the other side of the road.
Because he was hunting a Charr raiding party and the road got in his way.
Because Arenanet was going to Delete them as a race!
Because Heart event zone was being funny and was ending in the middle of the road.
For a walk!
Why did the Sylvari cross the road? Because they can. :D
To avoid a server crash.
To escape the onslaught of termites that seem to spawn in the beginner area of every other MMO.
To get busy with Poison Ivy.
bow chicka bow wow
And b/c my Amazon preorder doesn’t include beta key. I’m a slave to amazon prime.
To get to the Pale Tree to enter the Dream of Dreams in order to obtain the ultimate knowledge!
To enter get to the Pale Tree and enter the dream of dreams in order to obtain ultimate knowledge!
The Sylvari crossed the road, because in her dream she saw snowy monsters and their danger, she dreamed about the dragon Jormag in the north, and his danger to oppress the Norn, shortly after her awakening, she traveled north, to aid the Norn against their fight against Jormag, this is one road of many to cross, on her way north towards her goal, where she will be spending her life until Jormag or herself is defeated.
it seas joke not a story ffs
You’re an idiot. It says nothing about the answer needing to be a joke. It says “be cleaver and bookah”. *smh*
Beautiful answer. Hope you get a key! :)
To prove he had guts!
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Well, he saw a young fair maiden with white flowing hair! Isn’t that obvious? DUH~!#
To spread its roots!
because someone build the road through his way back to arbor bay !
To learn about what was there, of course!
To better understand the chicken.
he hasnt crossed the road yet, but give him a few and im sure he will shortly
Why they crossed the road? Because the other side of the road doesn’t have the Beta weekend.
(get it?)
To turn off his neighbor’s lawn mower.
To prove that there is another side
To see if winter, really is coming…
to measure the distance between the two sides
because the traffic lights turned green, duh! :D
To visit the night elves.
Because he thought he saw Ronan on the other side.
Because he wasn’t in the beta. The elite road is beta-testers only, duh.
To travel to the mighty Pale Tree and seek an advice from it.
Because curiosity kills the cat more often than the sylvari
The question is not why the sylvari crosses the road, but why the road moves itself in the direction the sylvari was going.
The Sylvari didn’t cross the road, they became one with the road and it moved them to the other side.
to give me the beta key that’s obvious
Because they wanted to branch out! : D
To see what is on the other side of the road
To escape the AoE of the disinfectant
Q: “Why did the sylvari cross the road?”
A: To run away from the hungry Vegetarian Humans.
Rumors of a jumping puzzle on the other side.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road? He wanted to make like a tree and LEAF lol
to get to the other side !
Because the Sylvari on the other side looked greener.
It couldn’t find a warp zone. Same problem as Mario… and Asura.
They cross the road because the wind flew his clothes to the other side, and they dont like to be naked, because it reminds them the autumn.
To save the chicken.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
Because Gordan Ramsay were out of lettuce.
To hunt the dragons
Because crossing the valley of undead would of been a bad idea :/
to look for Dragons
To escape an asura’s wrath and avoid being charred.
To kill 10 rats! :D
Because a Charr said the word “Gullible” was carved into a rock on the other side. :)
Because chickens crossing the street would be too mainstream.
To blend in with the shrubbery. This side of the road clashed with his celery complexion.
to reach the Dark Side of the Moon…so he can see a live gig of Pink Floyd!!!
to pick up her lettuce…I mean leg
to get some of that groovy sunlight on the other side!
I wanna try charr :D
because it heard there was no vegetarians on the otherside
Give me ten minutes with the sylvari and I’ll find out.
Because they were intrigued by Gwen’s beauty and prowess
To turn over a new leaf.
So they can get hated on by the Asukas.
The sylvari crossed the road to get to the “other side”….. yup it was a very suicidal sylvari who no longer wanted to live :(
to get to the Pale tree
Because this side was reserved for playable races in the beta weeekend.
Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Because he was under fire from the players!
Thy Sylvari crossed the road to look smaller (and therefore more intelligent) to any person on the one side of the road. You should really know this by now, bookah…
Because they wanted to learn more about life in Kryta since they are a new species and have a lot to learn about the world.
To get to the udder side!
…to walk amongst the vegetation, spreading their pollen as they wove their way through the depths of the forest, in order to pollinate the plants on the other side.
Because the sun was setting
To save a little Thyme.
Because the other side was sunnier, so they can photosynthesise.
Because the side she was on belonged to me… and she knew it…
cuz it was written in his destiny d’oh .
He didnt, the Sylvari got ran over and died…
Q: When will GW2 cross the road?
A: When it’s ready.
To get to the vegetarian restaurant!
To get to the pale tree.
He crossed the road to get there where no sylvari has been before.
To get to the other side.
The Dream told him to do so!
To spread his seeds
Because potheads were on the other side and they wanted to “do” weed.
To make a pact.
To loot the dead Dolyak. This damn beasts always lose their track …
To play the best game ever! Guild wars 2
Because the Sylvari Brothel was about to open.
to get away from the beavers
To get pollinated. :D
Don’t you think I have more important things to do?
To run from Justin Bieber
To not take arrow in the knee
To soak the roots and not to stay dry
Why did the Sylvari Cross the Road?
To kick bubble gum and chew ass.. Wait..
There is no road. Just a mark on the earth where a person once trod.
To get a better view of the pale tree!
Why did the Sylvari cross the road? Why not?
to join his/her mommy sylvari who needs help planting majic beans! obviously the father sylvari is busy with man things…:P
To get to the other side…salad.
I’ll be taking that key now.
To save his pet Oakheart from the approaching Dragon!
To get Guild Wars 2 Beta Key.
Because He saw The ” Big Chiken ” :D
To escape the enraged, child-eating Bookah, while also trying not to wake the camp of bookahs down the road, seeing as one angry bookah is better than a camp of angry bookahs!
Because they saw:
an asura fishing in the sea
a norn chopping down a tree
a human giving waffles for free
and a charr running away from an angry bee
because it needed a can of beans
Why did the Slyvari cross the road?
Because he married a Birch.
To get to the greener grass on the other side, so he could count sheep, and fall back into the Dream of Dreams!
she was told there would be cake
Sylvari crossed the road, because she saw a charr-baby crying on the other side of the road.
To get an arrow in the kee.
Why did the sylvari cross the road? To visit the chicken.
To throw out some seeds..
It is the nature of the Sylvari to cross roads, and wherever their curiosity takes them.
because a tree fell across the road.. (Silva is Latin for forest)
To see the Sylvarization
Because it’s where they keep all the beta keys.
It didn’t. Because it was rooted.
Because they were running away from the thief/Necro spam in PvP
To come, to see, to conquer!
For the summoning of the Great Elder Tree!
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
So you guys could ask this question and give us a chance to win a beta key. Thus making us to play the Sylvari race out of gratitude.
Because the road could not cross the sylvari.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road? Because the wind blew them over there.
He needed to get home because he soiled himself.
to get to the other zone.
Because they want to be tested in a BWE!
Because this particular Silvari is easily persuaded, you see. Why does one listen to others? We listen in hopes such active caring will, in turn, benefit us. That is what this young one sought. This one’s true love (or so the poor girl dared to hope) encouraged this one to cross with him. She hadn’t known him for long, but she felt something for him, and agreed to cross the street… not knowing his plan… to push…
They got to the middle – a horde of centaur – his plan in motion – he pushes – she lands on the other side as the centaur stampede over him.
To branch out his family tree
To rescue his bride from the Charr that had been kidnapped the night before they were to be wed.
to bring some good green stuff for everyone :)
To get back to he’s family
Because it’s too far to walk around :)
why did the sylvari cross the road? to avoid the leaf eating animals and the vegetarians.
Why Did the Sylvari cross the road?
Because they finally learned how to press the botton to stop traffic, A-net thought it was a big step, so they rewarded them with the chance to be in GW2.
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BECAUSE…. THERE WAS TOO MUCH BROWN.
To see if there was an event
Because he was a budding adventurer
which silly bookah let the sylvari out? dont they know how much they are worth?!?!?! so much for my scientific experiment..
…to get out of the beta. Those Sylvari have avoiding the public for too long!
to escape ? i dont even now sylvari
To plant some seeds.
Because it wanted to find out why the tengu crossed the road.
To meet with his buddies: a Charr and a Norn, so they could walk into a bar.
To SOIL himself
To see the wonderful world ahead, of course!
Why would they indeed?
Althought it is in their nature to be curious…
Let’s trail them from a safe distance and find out, curiousity usually kills the cat… err Sylvari O-O
He crossed the road from curiosity and desperately wants me to get a beta key!
Because he wanted to see the Double Rainbow!
“OMG ITS A DOUBLE RAINBOW, So intense!”
Am i right ;)?
Because the whole world is new and exciting for the Sylvari, and unlike the chicken, Human and Charr, very few of their kind have crossed any roads at all. (Asura of course don’t have time to cross because of all their awesome arcanoribonoctulum theorems and such, while Norn are more likely to kill a road than cross it)
Too find a green leaf in his green leaf tea.
The cake is a lie (cit), so is the road, Sylvari never crossed the road.
To join up with the Jolly Green Giant.
Because roads keep forest fires from spreading and killing the tree-like Sylvaris!!!!
because he had a nightmare and went to join to the dark side (of the road)
because he lost control of his life
to find their alder ago in the nightmare court ;)
best I could do, good luck keeping the server up x
Because he wanted to say hi to asurans! :3
to get to the other quest.
To help the Asura to cross the road and being together in Beta testing.
because he wanted a hamburger
to kill a dragon
Because it had not experienced the sensation of crossing a road before and wanted to experience it for itself :)
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
I’m sure to ask a Norn some of their make-up!
To answer to his wife…
its a trick question, the sylvari didnt cross the road, as they sylvari havent been implemented yet
Because dentist told him to eat on the other side.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because it hadn’t unlocked that part of the map yet.
because (s)he DIDN’T know what was on the other side but (s)he liked to find out
To make a deal with the char, the deal is the sylvari will provide fresh food in exchange for protection against the other races so they can unite, peacefully
to get into The Grove of things, for their dream of dreams wasn’t good enough.
They crossed the road to see how lovely the world can be and to feel the magic on the other side of the road.
To stop the humans from cutting down the Pale Tree for resources
Please give me a beta key!!!!
the sylvari crossed the road because they know right after their awaking they are ment for a change in the everlasting world of Tyria, meant to be part of the team who’s destiny it is to defeat Zhaitan and to bring peace back in Tyria.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
It was just a simple explainable Bio-Mechanical reaction found in all Sylvari in which was a response to a given stimuli at a precise moment in time and space.
Because he had to make like a tree and get the f**k out of there!
To get a taxi to Lion`s Arch )
Because he though that was the Abbey Road.
because the lawn was being mowed on her side …
Because he search Chuck Norris.
To become the hero of tyria
To check who leafs in the house on the other side.
it was sunnier on the other side.
To flee from the incoming Giant Dragons of Doom that are destroying Tyria.
To be on the better side of me. (Road here)
Why did the sylvari cross the road with a clever, bookah answer?
Because that is what botanists do: cross one species with another to get a new one. This one has probably tried to create a “Path to Knowledge”.
To Play the beta for guild wars 2
To kill me
To hump the Pale Tree
To get an autograph from SYLVAster Stallone
So you want to hear the story “Why did the sylvari cross the road?”, huh? Well ok pals, sit down and listen. At the begenning there was a dream. Dream about plants and trees, earth and nature. But then the dark times came upon Tyria and everything has struggled. There was no one, that would take care about it. Old races took care about themselves. And in these bad days dream has came to exist. The road – path which was divading dreams and reality – was crossed ans the First Sylvari was born.
they’d like to know if there is something interesting
to kill ten rats?
because he wanted a pizzA
Because no one can order a sylvari not to!
To begin her journey in the Ascalonian Catacombs with her partner Olak, the Warrior Norn. But suddenly a portal opens in front of them that takes them to the Wall. It is the dead of night. Wights and wildlings are approaching. The night is dark and full of terrors. Olak and the Sylvari unsheathe their swords…
He wished he could stick around but had to leaf, you might not bay leaf him but he had to go branch out. He need to pro-seed to the other side and when asked why he crossed the road, he said from his own Tulips, “I don’t have the thyme, I am digging this Herb-un enviroment but I must return to my roots.”
The apple just fell very far from the tree
…because he saw a bee and wanted to pollinate.
Because it can
Why would anyone cross the road? That is a silly question. Why do these silly Charr parade up and down with their steel machines, or the Asura covet their crazy worthwhile inventions? There is so much out there to learn! So much to explore! So the answer to your question, silly human: For Adventure!
To see what all this desert hype is about…
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
because the chicken dared him to!!
To go.. to Guild Wars 2.. Beta weekend.. Sleep on the warm.. grass of gw2. And.. because.. all he ever wanted.. to ever do.. was to join a beta weekend.. He loves Beta Weekends.. and never been in one! *sadface* help this poor slyvari cross the road to Beta Weekend!
Because their friend said lettuce get away before we turnip dead.
Oh the horrid puns.
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
there are no roads at the pale tree.
He saw another Sylvari with amazing foilage.
To find the legendary ultimate beautiful …flower. Besides crossing the road is only the beginning of an adventure
As Darwin would say it “It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.”
To get to the Asura side :)
To do a Daisy…(cough) i mean Daily ;P
To uproot the family tree and get implants!
To hug the tree on the other side.
to get a beta key
Question. Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Answer. To confirm it was possible to cross the road.
To avoid the Char crossing!
To follow the sun.
because he had to leaf for work
To survive the attack from deadly shadow panda ninja whose killing vunerable Sylviari, because he is psycho fan of World Of Warcarft
To enter a big battlefield against ten rats!
To leaf the Pale Tree!
To save a flower to be trampled by a Charr!!
You have here asked a deep philosophical question, unanswerable by use mere mortals in this day and age. Before a substantial answer to this question is available, I suggest 40 hours of meditation every week, without breaks for about 27 years. Only then will we know of the true answer of why the sylvari crossed the road.
To get a pet rhino for his car!
DON’T DO IT, SYLVARI! We all know this is code for killing yourself! You’ve so much to live for, come on. Put down that dagger and ride with me to the Grove! Also, you owe me twenty coins.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because he still had 2 rats left to kill.
Why are you bothering me with silly questions about a race of beings who use the sun to feed? Cant you see im busy tweaking my “Spenoflange”. They are needed for the operational use of the… you know what. I dont think your inferior intellect would understand. So remind me why your here again?
To achieve industrial prowess to match the Charr.
Q: “Why did the sylvari cross the road?”
A: because bush don’t grow everywhere
because he does not participate in the beta weekend.
:3
Why did the sylvari cross the road?: Cause the grass is always greener on the other side :)
To discover his purpose in this world.
he was running from being catched by his sister, cause he stole her makeup.
To flee from the Veteran Chicken mob who tried to eat his sprouts
Because Freya said him/her to cross the road, “and u ll earn the lust of nature
to yell at the asura for calling her an ignorant clog and calling magic a tool of course
Because in one side there is a human and in the other side there was the other half of their being, a tree! And after that The Sylvari Becames Complete!
So that the road would learn not to trust a sylvari ever again!
because they are finally available to play in next BWE and they crossed imaginary road
B/c it was running for it’s life in PVP
to play with the hippies
To celebrate the Guild Wars 2 beta weekend with the Norn!
because he wanted a beta key
Because they want to return in the futur!
Because there was a *censored*
(*It was written on the Ventari Tablet that the upper sentence should remain censored*)
to get to the beta key!
Why did the sylvari cross the road? To escape the leaf eating creatures and vegitarians.
To get to the treehouse meeting. In this meeting they are deciding what to do with the 20 Beta-keys.
Because he had a nightmare and went to join to the dark side.
To get to the other side-salad.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because it was getting attacked by hungry beavers :)
Because Home Depot was running a special on Miracle-Gro™. *rimshot*
Because the ‘dream’ told him, his destiny was across the road!
To get to the other… seed? Is that an adequately terrible pun? I hope it’s an adequately terrible pun.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To learn why the chicken did.
To turn over a new leaf!
Because he saw that a Guild Wars 2 gamebox fell of a wagon and wanted to run as fast as possible to secure his copy.
To pass the experience into the Dream.
To pollinate the other side
The fertilizer had run out.
To realize the other side is exactly the same!
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To get back to The Grove of course. Or that’s where the sun was shining!
Saw a hottie down the road and wanted to spread his seed
To be like a plant and spread their roots to the other side.
To find some new soil to plant his children.
To cross the road.
Due to their curious nature, I’d say “to get to the other side” isn’t accurate, to explore the other side is more like it ;)
To save an Asura bullied by a Char.
To get a Veggie burger!
To join the GreenPeace guild!
Because the road was on his/her way to wherever he/she was going !
To check their emails, if they got invitation to to beta weekend :P, not really, from different side of the thing u can say because they had better living there. And since they are closely connected to nature i can only think of this. The sylvarri have crossed the road beacause nature was far more cleaner there, not so polluted from charr warmachines or asuran inventions and experiments. am i right ? :D
to see what there is to seed.
Why they cross the road?
Obviously cause green light means walk ^^
Q: Why did the sylvari cross the road?
A: Becaus he is going shopinng to Forest of Niflhel for some new fashionable leaves
To find a quiet spot to…pollinate
Why did the sylvari cross the road? to HUEHUEHUEBRBRBR GIBE ME MONEY NAU
To play with the Elves LOL!
Why did the Sylvari cross the road? To see the forest for the trees!
is time to sylvari raises for tyria freedom !!!!
Because there is a power plant !
because the grass always look greener on the other side
Because a charr engineer chasing him with herbicide.
Rofl i like this 1 :D
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To get away from the destroyers that were chasing it.
Because the traffic light turned green.
To get to the Pale tree.
to see what will happen next =)
To start his/her adventure in the world of Tyria.
Why the sylvary crossed the road?
Oh, that’s a tricky story!
I think it all began… let’s see… When a Human named George, and a Norn named William went on a hunt. They were hungry, indeed. Because they had been fighting epic fights all day, and they had not seen even a drop of water for the whole day. Suddenly, George started to hallucinate and did by mistake perceive a wandering sylvary coming by to be a deer. He ran and ran for his target, which was about a minute from him. However, it took as much as 40 seconds before the sylvari had spotted the haywired human. Paniced, seeing the sword leaning towards him made him turn around quickly around, and run. Run OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY. And finally, he saw this road you are talking about, and that’s also why he crossed it, because he was being hunted by a human…
To avoid being laid off.
To avoid a ‘kill ten rats’-quest game.
To learn from the ghosts she saw on the oher side… Being a curious race, and a necro, she figured it would help…
Because the Arenanet wants to redesign him
Because the chicken had the day off.
SO he could herp so hard that he derped
because on the other side she will not be smoked
To get to the root of the problem! ;)
Because the colour of the traffic-lights was green.
To meet up with the Asurans to play in this next beta weekend ofc
Because he was getting chased by an angry tree
because the sylvari are a new race , which drives their need for knowledge , as such the sylvari wanted to meet the chick on the other side of the road :D
Because she saw a pelican crossing, the dumb cluck.
because she wants to go to Ascalon and the people there to protect from the danger of the new dragon boss
To see if the grass was greener on the other side, because if it was, it would get a beta key.
To run from a quest and get to a dynamic event
To escape the fire.
because thers no waypoint unlocked.
To fly high into the sky and meet there god, where she asks for a beta key for Guild Wars2, but the god told her he needs his key for himself.
to be stronger in own nature(green)
To explore the world he wants to save
To find out if the other side is the better side
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.
Cause the Guild Wars 2 Twitter feed to him to do it!
To hand out beta keys
To escape a dog wich lifted a leg on his direction.
The road is a lie! it was a mesmer illusion!, so it was never crossed :P
Because there is a Beatles concert.. rock’n roll!!
Because they have not yet discovered the dangers of oncoming traffic.
To plant a beautiful everlasting tree, which would represent the very essence of the sylvary’s life: eternity granted by nature. Her plan was that one day, after her journey succeeds, she would do a pilgrimage back to that very spot and think of what she had experienced and learned throughout her adventures. The tree would also serve as a friend to the sylvari, who would be there for her whenever she needs someone who she can connect with. This connection is not a physical bond, nor a mental one, but a spiritual one, where the sylvari’s curious and witty soul would dance with the tree’s wise and peaceful spirit in a breathtaking moment, in which all the flowers, animals and trees around would sing melodies which would pierce the souls of every living creature and would fill them with happiness, awe and calmness.
To see the view from the other side!
So the other sylvari would leaf him alone.
to own the other MMORPGS. whatelse?
Because the wind happened to blow in that particular direction, his name is Joe Tumbleweed.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because the road wasn’t able to cross the sylvari.
To run from Zhaitan’s smelly dragon breath of fire!!
Why did the sylvari cross the road? To give me the beta key for Guild Wars 2 so I can help them kill Ten Rats
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because he/she wanted to make like a tree and leave!
Because he wanted leaf the Pale Tree and branch out to greener lands!
He crosses the road to join his family in front, and with the hope of the family build a bridge over this road to prevent animals were crushed. ☺
Because on the other side there is a GW2 beta key giveaway.
to hear the song of the pale tree
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To escape of the mower xD
To plant a plant.
To finally get into the beta!
cause a charr was trying to smoke him!
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because he wanted the mysterious candy that some bookah had left there. But it was a trap! It was asura experiment that made the sylvari go back to the other side of the road that he left from. And so, many more sylvari fell into this trap. But one day the sylvari would finaly cross the road with big smile!
because there are no waypoints unlocked.
It didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.
To catch lunch
to plant a kiss on his Sweet Tea
To make like a tree and get out.
Roadness of the path she was taking was not to her satisfaction. After much consideration and arriving at the conclusion of how short, and ultimately pointless, the life shall be in this boring and totally known place she decided to live the life to the fullest! That’s right – I AM what I will! And by gods, I will cross that road and find the roadness of which only few ever dared to dream! Because this is MY ROAD and I decide of where I wish to walk upon it!
Cruel fate! You will no longer hold a grasp on me, from now on I will live on the on the very edge of danger! Adventure come forth..! Danger – I laugh in your face, I challenge you!
I will be no longer just the feet stomping upon your soulless grounds! I WILL tame you! I will Own you!
Even.. even if..
Today.. I’ll have to dine in HELL!
To mark where the treasure is hidden
The Sylvari Cant Cross A road its Only in GW2 Were Thy Can Cross A Road And In GW2 Thy Crossed The Road To Get A Peace of Action.. Killing Bosses,Doing Events. I Would Love 2 be in the Next beta Please Guys Help A Bloke Out.. All my friends Got The game But me.. And thy Cross They Road because Thy Felt Like Doing that.. Sylvari ROCK
Because there is a pedestrian crossing and he/she is got the precedence.
To get to the other…… Wait what’s a road?
The sylvari was hurrying to have a chance to meet the next BWE’s players.
Because he Caesar salad!
They Crossed the road because it was their destiny to cross it and go to the other side. Not to fight but to find the peace in their hearts!
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because that crossed his mind :)
To Buy Guild Wars 2 on a store!
A rabbit was eying him and didn’t have a holy hand grenade handy.
to look the road from the other side
Because of sylvari has heard that the dark side of his people paid with cookies. And the dark side is just on the other side ^ ^
Because… the sylvari prefered death under a truck than under a charr sword!
To meet me up on the other side and give me the “Beta Key”.
they cross the street to learn, experience and understand what is going on at the otherside of the street.
To meet his cousin, he saw his family tree.
Because the strip club on this side was closed.
To Get Killed By The Guardian Of The Dragon Brand.
RIP Killean
… to get to the dark side, they got cookies.
to escape the raging charr:D
To see what that shiny thing was
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because the salad is always greener on the other side
to get to a non-crashed site
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To escape the herbicides being sprayed by conventional farmers.
To jump off of a cliff because Guild Wars 2 isn’t out yet.
To own some Noobs.
The Sylvari crossed the road to find out the release date of GW2.
*hint hint!*
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To go home and play guild wars 2 ofc..
Because the grass is greener in someone else’s guild.
To..fetch a pail of water??
To chase the Asura holding the plantfood
He was chasing a hot girl with a lot of junk in her trunk!
He didn’t, he was never really on your side.
Because he had a nightmare and went to join the dark side.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
Because the Asura Gates were broken
to get slain and mutilated by the charr
To stop a golem from crushing some plants!
To boldly go where no PLANT has gone before!
Why did the sylvari cross the road? To root it self in better soil
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because she was almost “ROOTED” out.
To avoid being destroyed by the Mighty Char and his Lawnmower!
(Sylvari is impossible to spot in High grass)
Because he was sick of everyone asking why the chicken had crossed the road, so he went to find out for himself only to find that it in fact was no a road, it was the inner working of his mind reveling repressed memories of his great great uncle, the chicken whom had gone on the great journey to explore new possibilitys for his family, so in short the Sylvari had found that beyond the road, was where his family’s history had began.
So he and his guild could achieve “grapeness”
Does the Savari cross the road, or does the road cross the Savari?
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
-> Because she saw a really pretty new home in the tree on the other side.
Because crossing the road gave an achievement.
Because that Sylvari over has some fiiiiiiine xylem and phloem.
to get in the beta event on Friday!
since he saw a sexy female sylvari on the other side, and wanted to shoot some more blades of grass into her~
to win a Guild Wars 2 beta key!
To get “The old chicken joke” achievement!
he wanted to get back to his roots .. and wanted to see a new world. :)
Because the road was on his way to wherever he was going !
the real answer is that the sylvari is actually dead and is reaching the other side or the afterlife, the life of happiness and exploration, to discover the true meaning of its existence, the afterlife of peace and prosperity
Because she needed to start her photosynthesis somewhere safe after her long travels!
To grow to the other side. :)
To find the one ring of power of course! Oh… wait… that’s not guild wars at all!! oops!
To evade the scorching ball of fire rushing towards him, hurled from my fingertips. It was his only method of escape, for he had a mission. A mission to see his family once more, to live on and fight for another day.
Barley able to make it across the road, a sudden moment of clarity washed over him. He knew he did all he could, and with that he was content. Right before BURNING to a crisp.
I then stood there above him laughing at his pathetic attempt to flee. His corpse turning to ash, blowing away in the wind. Consumed by my own madness I then walked away into the distance to find my next victim. To obliterate any one who dared attempt, to cross my road.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To spread it’s seed. ;D
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because following it was too mainstream…
The Sylvari crossed the road to find out “when it’s ready”
She didnt, she got hit by a Azura.
to see the world from another perspective….and to win a beta key xD
To make like a tree and branch out to discover their roots. Knock on wood, they won’t be barking up the wrong tree.
Because he was finished with work for the day and he had to get to the leafy highway in order to be able to meet his beautiful sylvari wife and kids at home in time for their favorite dish; oven roasted chicken. :P
Because he was glued to the chicken.
He thought the first side he was on was the correct one, but then he realized he was barking up the wrong tree.
Because the Arenanet wants to redesign him!!
Because he was a resurrected Sylvari and his Necromancer master commanded him to
Because he didnt know where they are taking hobbits,and he was going to ask about it …
He crossed to road to kill the ten rats who were eating the ten beautiful red roses he was going to give to his crush(A female Sylvari with huge breats).
To Kill Ten Rats
Because of the intermediate value theorem.
Becouse Norns coming with Axes.
because grandmothers carried by roadways
Because the guy with the exclamation mark couldn’t be bothered to do it himself.
To tame the juvenille triffid.
he saw the asura who asked for a clever, bookah answer
Because the Asura Gate was broken.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To chomp his brother , an elegant and brave tree :3
Because the dragon error 37…..
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because there was this Charrming creature on the other side. But neither the Sylvari Norn the creature could talk so they just made Asure smiling at each other the Human way :)
To shake hands with Captain Planet.
Because when they found out that i was not invited to the beta yet, they wanted to have a little talk with Arena Net.
Q: Why did the sylvari cross the road?
A: Curiosity.
(…is and answer to everything Sylvari related)
to start an adventure and find some other brave brothers/sisters to rule GW2 world
To get to the other side.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
‘Cuz everything else would’ve been seedy!
because to protect the people from Tyra, of course, it must first cross the path of the death of many mobs (enemies) and wait, of course, flying dragons on it already when I get Guild Wars 2 beta key, I can help it, of course;)
To kill ten rats :)
To meet Pony, them give him a key and back my to my stable to conquer the land!
The Sylvari never crossed the road. It was actually the road that moved under the Sylvari, as a result of an abnormal environmental distortion caused by a failure in programming of an Asura Gate nearby! That was a question to be expected from a silly Bookah as yourself!
because he fell in that direction!!!
…to grow up!
To punt the Asura which is on the other side!
To change his/her “point of view”.
to get rid of aphids.
Why did the sylvari cross the road? To cross or not to cross that is the answer
To help 10 rats deliver beta keys!!!
Because she was stapled to the chicken.
to get their fiery dragon swords!
To go on an adventure with her pet, Anna!
Why did the Sylvari cross the road? It had a grass roots movement!
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because on the other side of the road he pointed out some sexy trees, which could “climb”. U know what I mean
Because Nature was calling
Why did the sylvari cross the road? Because there where rats on this side xD
Tyria for the next Beta Weekend.
To spread the seeds of his conviction in this strange country on the other side of the road
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
So noone could play them, obviously.
Sylvari crossed the road because of charr on the other side who was talking rude about tyria
2 win the GUILDWARS
To cross to the other side, The Sylvari crossed to die (The other side=Death)
Because it wanted to ~branch~ off on it’s own.
… to look at things from another angle!
to give me the key =]
To plant new roots!
Because his never ending quest for knowledge demanded it. And he wanted to know what the other side smelled like; the previous one was nasty.
he couldn’t resist dat embryophyte
Why did the sylvari cross the road? Personal Growth
Because there was a black dye on the other side
It was being chased by a norn with a ranch dressing environmental weapon.
Because he saw something strange and powerfull and he must to go there explore it !
to avoid getting eaten by vegetarians
why did sylvari cross the road?
because they got tired of the old RPG playing style (“DIABLO3″) so they cross the road to a better place “GW2″ :D !!!!!!
Because the grass is greener on the other side.
To enjoy a sleepless weekend.
To run from a quest and the pain of waiting for 30 strangers to raid something that probably wont make the Sylvari happy, and he decided to adventure to Tyria and see the magic of the dynamic events.
One does not simply cross the road into Mordor..
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
to move the other side
Q: Why did the sylvari cross the road?
A: To crash the killtenrats.com website, of course :)
Because he wanted to flee from a man with a giant rolling paper
Because it’s too far to walk around.
Because he was chasing the sugarplum faries! He hung out with one of them last weekend and fell madly in love, but he lost her number and wanted to see if they would hit it off if they went on a second date.
To whack the weed-eater!
Because it was cutting right through her forest and what Sylvari would stand for that?
to preVENT ARId air from drying up his leaves
there are no roads where sylvari live !!
Foolish bookah! I shall answer your prompt with a question: if a Sylvari fell in the woods, and no one was around to hear it, how many foolish non-Asura would it take to realize the philosophical underpinnings of the distinction between sound as a physical idea and sound as a perception of the world around us?
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because there was an event quest on the other side
His girlfriend didn’t liked his bald head in autumn.
Because after crossing road, sylvari was able to start hitchhiking in the direction that sylvari wanted to =)
To try their new shoes :)
To seek the origial of the spiritually
Q. Why did the sylvari cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
To die… Seriously though, “To get the other side” is the original end to the joke which bassicly means get to the the other side of life ie. die. Silly bookah :( PS. are there even roads in Tyria?
To have a TREEsome!
Because they were tricked into some sort of crazy experiment by a particularly unsavory asura. Possibly the great. great. great grandson of Zinn.
Because they were mowing this side of the road.
Beacause he was hunting some unicorns!!
Because through the Dream it already knows what is on the other side.
Because his side of the road smelled like photo-perspiration
Because the chicken was chasing him with a chainsaw. And now we know why the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
Wait, the grove has roads?
Some silly bookah told them to… silly booka’s
Because if she didn’t, there would be no situation in which to construct a joke about.
because the Sylvari know the truth about Jon Snow.
to escape from the master gardener Kobahl and horticulturist Hinon
To be playable in bwe2.
To find chuck norris on the other side :D
Because some amazing dev put them in the game. And the road has no end, that’s why we still can saw them.
To “Leaf” their mob farm.
He never crossed the road, that sylvari was a mesmer and you saw an illusion.
To learn what the f*** bookah means .
Because it was stapled to the chicken, of course!
Because i told her too ;)
Because, if the Pale Tree will not come to the Sylvari, the Sylvari will go to the Pale Tree.
To have a TREEsome
To complete a quest.
To plant some trees in the desert and to reach the computer before their spouse to get a Guild wars 2 beta key
Because he had dendrophilia and there, on the other side, was an astonishing flowering tree.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
because she saw enough bad things and want to change the world
Ventari called the sylvari to work, so she had to leaf to log in some hours.
To seek council with the Ents.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ent
because he/she needed to vanquish the rouge Sylvari. The Syvari that killed his/hers parents 20 years ago.
To escape from the char’s herbicide rifle
to explore new lands!
because the Asura said so
because he wanted to grow
To run from the humans trying to find the Sylvari’s power source. They thought that he could know, so they chase him through all the forest. In the other side of the road there was a dragon that prepared to burst a wall of flames right into their heads. Humans got caught, but the smart Sylvari run to an old cottage, opened the door, got on the floor and everybody walked the dinossaur.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To hug mrs. sylvary after going away for a long time in GW1
He didn’t. There’s no road.
perhaps to discover the world and its inhabitants in order to benefit its congener
Because he had to leaf for another dynamic event.
“Why did the Sylvari cross the Road?”
Silly, they are one with the roads..trees…all of it..
becouse they want to live in a peace with a nature in their hearts.
Cause the grass is always greener on the other side.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because the nature had a task for the sylvari and that task was to hun 10 rats across the road !
To get to the grove!
Forest Fire…
Because plants are phototropic, and it was sunnier over there.
Oh how I love nerd humor, can I haz beta plz? :3
To cross another road, so that she could cross another road.
…Roadception…
Why did the sylvari cross the road?… to outrun the centaurs!!!!
because they wanted to see how the place in which they have previously been looks like from the other side of the road.
to swap the newest gossip with the pine on the other side
Because the Sylvari was running from a human that wanted to make a chef salad
she was making sure the chicken won’t get hurt.
because there was a tree on the road?
Because he had just grown into adulthood, and as everybody knows when a Sylvari becomes full grown he must embark on a journey of self-discovery. What this means for our Sylvari hero is that he must leaf his forest homeland and adventure into the world of Men and become prosperous. Will he be able to photosynthesise the strange sights of the city and the unique traditions of its inhabitants? Will he be able to plant his roots and dig deep when his future as a Sylvari depends on it? This summer, join Sid the Sylvari in a journey of discovery as he leafs his home… and crosses the road into the world of Man.
To own noobs on the other side :)
Cause the brilliant Asura told him to do it.
She was taking the Sprouts to Brussels.
According to basic Asuran Asuphysics, the Sylvari do not cross roads but rather travel over them by means of tendrils. You are clearly simplifying the problem more than a proper Asura should.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
In order to escape her WoW subscription, of course!
to find out the release date of Guild wars 2!!
The sylvari crossed the road to explore new worlds of adventure and challenge
Because the gardener was coming.
Because he thought if an undead minion of Zhaitan could do it, so could he.
Because they had a dream. A dream of hunting elder dragons on the other side of the road. One must always follow their dreams – especially when they involve hunting dragons.
the silvari (plural); John melon, paul Mccorny, George Hariceson and Ringo Starrberry.
crossed the road to get a picture for their new album
they are the wheatels ^^
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To see if the grass is always greener on the other side.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
She wanted to em-bark on a new adventure and leaf her old life be-vined!
Because their quest target is on the other side of the road. Or maybe they hope to find a treasure.^^
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because he didn’t have enough gold to access the nearest way point where his friends were competing in a dynamic event. XD
to find out why he was green
Because he was playing TOR and GW2 opened up on the other side.
To make a cake !
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Road? That wasn’t a road, just the many corpses of plant-haters >:3
Because… Simon said to cross the road.
Because FU that’s why !
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
They didn’t, They were following the teachings of ventari and roran, and just like every respectful sylvari, they knew roads were too dangerous. So instead they went to battle the elder dragons, to become heroes of tyria. Then they all went home, ate mushroom stew. and lived happily ever after.
That is canacalism you jerk.
Because the Pale Tree told them to
Th sylvari crossed the road to go home to the pale tree and learn more about the dream.
Because the road was down the middle of her living room!
Silly humans, not paying enough attention to the natural world…
To pull the plug on the weed-wacker
cause he had a date in the tavern on the other side
To flee from my terrifying Charr Warrior who want new tooth pick
for bring justice
The Silvari didn’t cross the road he stayed to protect my house from the ZOMBIES as every good PLANT should
to spit on zhaitan which sit on the other side
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because angry mob after him, didn’t have courage to do that…
Why did the sylvari cross the road? She saw a fun-gi!
To cancel his WOW subscription of course!
To hope to grasp a fleeting glimpse of where they may dream of an enigmatic danger that threatens this land :P
to see the rest of the guild wars 2 beta
To do a Dynamic event!
I need a key guild wars 2!
to get some skills
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To avoid very bad jokes like these.
To get away from the hungry moa.
To escape the Charr that mistook him for catnip!
To see if the story of the two tomatoes crossing the road really was true. and if it was. What will the sylvari become when a car comes?
Why did the Sylvari cross the road? Because Hitler.
to get to the other side
Because they were just curious like that.
She had to pick up her sapling from the nursery.
to buy guild wars 2
To seed on the other side ….
Forty-Two. The answer to all questions.
because the ancient tree’s said so
To see the small flower in the wasteland.
Because he know about the beta test =D
Because 7 ate 9!
Because non of them have ever crossed it before.
Why did the sylvari cross the road? Because he wants to find a new dream…
to kill ten rats and winning a beta key for it :)
because the road can not pass through him
To escape the harvest :D
To stop the two thorn stalkers from fighting over his affection
Sylvari crossed the road because it was set at the birth by the Great tree to find their way to perfect Blossom.
because they wanted to know whats on the other side
to hug the pig
To get eaten by the charr :p
To escape the Charrs Warmachines who killed the landscape
Because he couldn’t go under it.
To play Guild Wars 2Beta.
To get to the next quest.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because they wanna traveling croos a world D
To welcome new character
because the children carried by roadways
Because they saw another pretty Sylvari on the other side and he though she could toss their.. salad together :3
To get back to where it all started…in character creation!
Because don’t want to be to smoked pot
Because F*** you that’s why!
to talk with a lettuce
To join the circus, as it’s biggest regret was never doing so.
Because if he didn’t, there wouldn’t be the question, “Why did the sylvari cross the road?”
Because the side of the road where he previously was was going to be removed.
The Sylvari crossed the road because of their inborn curiosity. They heard about the rest of the world from the Tree from which they came from, but this little piece of knowledge wasn’t enough. Led by fascination and the need of exploring, they decided to confront the unknown.
to get to the oth…SQUIRREL!!
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
to compete a spelling contest :)
The Sylvari crossed the road to get the key which was accidentally lying beside a bunch of poop.
To steal the beta key from the chicken
To chase the ele getting away with 10 hp, of course. :D
Because those roots were made for walking, and thats just what they’ll do.
To water his family
Sylvari? Those fauna spawned bozos have actually reached the cognitive milestone of knowing why they cross the road? Even if they did… irrelevant tell it to go tend to your garden!
To Reach His/Her Next Quest Giver. :3
To see where “polish death camps” lies…
Because a charr was BARKing at him
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To avoid being pigeon-holed as elves.
to boldly go where no MAN has gone before!
To rescue a village from an attack of norn`s.
Silly bookahs there are no roads to cross in Tyria, the question is irrelevant
sry, double post, delete
Because it needed to LEAF instead of PLANTing its ROOTS and STICKing around.
..To kill ten rats.
Because he saw another pretty Sylvari on the other side and he thought she could toss his.. salad :3
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To heal a wounded Tree or Flower.
Why did the sylvari cross the road? Because it was a dynamic event and everyone was doing it!
Q: Why did the sylvari cross the road?
A: Because there was no chicken around. :D
because they are curious even tough they have a large pool of knowledge
To tame the Juvinile Fern Mastiff; He was a Ranger of corse.
Because he saw a hot Sylvari chick.. but on the other side he realise that is just a plant.
Poor little Sylvari.
To safe to world from the evil dragons.
All the Sylvaris share a certain nombility, a huge curiosity and the wish to explore th world. That’s why the Sylvari crossed the road.
Her knowledge will be transmitted to the clear Tree, and her adventures will be sung in the future generations :)
Because they’d never seen a chicken before.
to meet the epic adventurers of Kill Ten Rats
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To avoid the Canadian Mounties who are Lumberjacks and are ok.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because the kids wouldn’t leave her “apples” alone…
to get a beta key
…to hunt the dragons to clear the shadows from their dreams.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
because he was following the chicken of course.
Why did the sylvari cross the road? Because they saw it in their dream.
To search for a world of fantasy, where reality doesn’t matter,
Lag made him do it
GWWWWWWW2 beta keyyyyyyy pzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
Because the grass is greener on the other side! :)
<3
To avoid meeting Chuck Norris on this site…
Because adventuring all around Tyria in the opposite direction was too time consuming.
because it saw a deer crossing sign
Bkoz on the other side was wiggling into the wind rhythm sweet looking MarryJane.
Peace & Grass! :)
Sylvari cross the road to get to the pale tree..
To buy some fertilizer
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To get away from the snail.
Run from Charr away they must.
Die will they if not.
to answer this contest then walk back to play guild wars 2
to venture fourth into the unknown spreading the word that Sylvari have FINALLY joined the fight into BWE2
to find adventure and to be guided by dreams.
to escape the annoying Charr who wouldn’t “leaf” her alone!
To enter the forest and make a big party trying to achieve the Drunkard title
Because in their dream they heard about Terminator, and crossed the road to go to the cinema and see the whole trilogy. Fact!
Because he can! Hell yeah!
because the saw crazy amount of Red Invaders rushing to kill them
Maybe the hint “to get to the other side” means to go to the evil side or the opposite, to the good side.
Then he crossed the road to become the evil\good side.
to give me a beta key
To get the beta key from killtenrats!!!
Because she came from a DIFFERENT sort of fruit pod!
why did the sylvari cross the road?
it didn’t want to, but it accidentally stepped on a mesmer’s portal :D
To get to the root of the 4th beta event
“Green Peace” was shouting for a raise!!!
To avoid a lawn mower (an evil one)!
Because fuck you , thats why.
- Why did the sylvari cross the road?
- Because he mistook a Frogger’s frog for his girlfriend!
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
He couldn’t… his roots were deep in the ground
to listen to what was at the other end of the grape vine
to fight a boss on the other side :)
WTF MY MAIL GETS SPAMMED!
to see if there was “high” grass
To be a part in the awesome Guild Wars 2 World of Tyria <3
To know how the chicken felt.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
Because he makes like a tree, and leaves! Get it?! leaves… They’re a plant race! No… anybody?
To leaf me a beta key.
Q: Why did the sylvari cross the road?
A: To join to fight with Deep Sea Dragon
Because he wants to give me a key
…..to get a copy of GW2!! but then was distracted by a frog also trying to cross and got pulverized by a semi (whaaaa,whaaaaaaa)(sad sound)
Question: Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a new dymanic event on the other side of the road that she would like to participate in!
To get Guild Wars 2 Beta
BECAUSE HE CAN DO IT, THAT’S WHY!
To be able to walk back to the other side again.
to find the gw2 betakey
To make the sure the chicken didn’t cross the road.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
For some trollin !
To see what’s on the other side! Their famous curiosity of the world pushes them further and further.
I just hope they didn’t get hit by a stray horse or smth? Are they well?
To get to the White Tree.
To get to the other side salad.
Because he knows he’s dreaming.
Q: Why did the sylvari cross the road?
A: Because he wants to enter the world of Guild Wars 2
To go kick world of warcrafts ass!
…cause they can !!!! :-)
…to grow up.
To make an Arthurian metaphor.
because she was having a vacation.
We choose to cross the road. We choose to cross the road in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win.
Why, to enter the WvW maps of course!
Because a woodchuck would chuck would.
Wasn’t a road that he did cross
but only mud, grass, flowers and moss
He made his way through the rugged path
to let the charr know of his mighty wrath
He struck them down, one by one
he slaughtered them all, he left none
Through all the bloodshed it altered his dream
the dream set by the pale tree, or so it seemed
Tt was all just a vision, but he did see
that bookah would give me a beta key ;)
To fulfill the obligations of a “Bookah” answer.
becuse the grass is always greener there, Bookah.
Our team is conducting an investigation when the results get in we will release an official statement.
It had to “leave” the current branch in the road, so it grabbed a walking stick and “switched”.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To get to the pale tree!
Doh!
:)
Enzo.
to find out what in the world a sylvari was? I don’t think even this website knows the answer, since the word ‘sylvari’ is underlined in red, showing that it needed to be spellchecked….I am highly curious what a sylvari is, but if I don’t get a beta key, I’ll have to wait until a few months after game launch to find out!!
Because a woodchuck would chuck wood.
To ask for the GW2 Releasea date.
Because he knows his place, you silly bookah!
Tooo get ketchup ofc
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
I suppose that is one way to look at the problem, however, I feel that the real question actually is:
Why did someone build a road across the sweet sylvari’s front yard?
I mean, this obviously forced the sylvari to cross the road, walk all the way down to city hall, file a complaint and walk all the way back home again. Oh the injustice some people have to suffer…
Q: Why did the sylvari cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
To play Guild Wars, BI***ES
Because they saw a ‘green man walking’ ^^
Because someone told her to follow the road to get to the Town. Sylvari never do something normal.
To sow one’s wild oats.
To get to the Farmer’s Market.
Because Ronan and Ventari got downed by getting crippling shots to their knees. It did not go well, I tell you.
because the sylvari was told that they wern’t welcome in the upcoming beta.
to watch blizzard’s staff play guildwars 2.
Because the Sylvari was a Thief and Charles ‘The Road’ McBanditson (nicknamed so because he became famous for robbing hitch-hikers) was sleazy and wouldn’t hold up his end of the bargain to share their loot.
To not be playable in the next beta weekend event.
Crossing the road is merely an illusion. Roads are but a representation of where others have traveled before, but we sylvari know that life is everywhere. Ventari has taught that where life goes, so should you. Paths are everywhere if you know where to look, so to cross the road is only to find a new path to life.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To get some counseling from the Heart of the Mighty Tree because that is what they do.
Because it can.
To get PK’ed.
“Why did the sylvari cross the road?” You got the question wrong. The sylvari is crossing the continent. ANet has a blog post here: http://www.arena.net/blog/meet_ameranth =P
To hike across Tyria, because her names was Ameranth.
To get to the gamestore so they can buy Guild Wars 2 of course.
To eat a cake. But it’s a lie.
To discover how bigger the Pale Tree looked from the other side. Well i guess their thirst for knowledge is just unusual, somewhat odd perhaps – Laky Asssassin talking about some Sylvari hobbies.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because that road was part of he’s limitations, therefore
he needed to overcome he’s fears and gain confidence
To watch the sunset
What, a plant can’t cross the road now without being questioned?
racist scum!
The police Charr told him that he was “green”.
Grass you lied about the road?
because it was stuck to the SUPER EPIC GIANT CHICKEN BOSS’S foot
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! A WALKING TREE!!!
to check if there was a bug left somewhere on the road
Because his Beta Key is in another castle.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because he was afraid of the inter-section
to escape the vivisecting asuran that had just discovered the sylvari
Because the herbivorous charr were after them!
To enter the catacombs of ascalon to fight king Adelbern
Why did the Sylvari cross the road??
he felt the need to leaf and find some new adventures
to go yell at ArenaNet for not releasing GuildWars 2 soon enough.
To enter your room and take your golem.
To get away from the gardener who wanted inspect her bush.
To find the hidden road.
Because a Mesmer killed him with his magic, and a Necromancer resurrected him and told him to cross the road to get the mesmer and get revenge.
To run and explore the other side
to battle the minions of Zhaitan!
To escape the warrior with hedgetrimmers.
to get on a green branch (german adage) (german: um auf einen grünen zweig zu kommen)
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because slytherin across the road is too mainstream
To hug the pale tree in the grove for his daily moral booster
To see if the world feels different, ‘there’…
whoops, if my email began with soph.., its wrong. use this please.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
To get a Bata key!
To get away from the gardener who wanted trim her bush.
There was a Dynamic Event happening there!
They don’t cross the road, they’re walking on their own road which one could cross ours.
No leaf child can share the same side of the road with us!Let them cross …
-Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because he made a choice of life. :)
to see how to be more human!
To avoid being planted
To see the vast land of Tyria, for this Sylvari was born from the mighty Pale Tree not very long ago and needed to experience an adventure all on its own.
Q. Why did the sylvari cross the road?
A. Because sylvari wanted to show off its lush shiny soft hair and smooth legs and dazzling body to the……
nevermind.
BECAUSE SYLVARI CAN NOT STAND THE CURIOSITY.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because it happened to be in his way.
To simply go to the tavern on the other side …
Coz there was a group quest thing on the other side, and she hadn’t been one-shotted in the last 2 minutes
because he was hired by a clever chicken to do it in its place
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because there was a road on his path.
To escape BWE2
“To find a clever, bookah answer to the question”
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To get a beer!
To reach a new checkpoint
to order a salad at the local restaurant.
Question: Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because on the other side is a beautiful new world ^^
To give me the beta key, so that I can discover their world!
So Arenanet can release this game faster
Because other means of transport would be a natures nightmare.
to get to the other side!
To boldly grow where no Sylvari has grown before.
To play Guildwars and slay the dragon of course.
there was a female sylvari on the other side.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To reach the sun and make some food! Because they’re plants and phototropisms and stuff…
Nerd jokes
Because they were curious about the other bank.
Since he doesnt know why he appeared in Tyria, he crossed the road to at least know why he was on the other side of the road !
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To leave her roots behind and turn over a new leaf.
to explore infinity, and beyond.
To explore the Maguuma jungle!
because the right side of the road was growing on him.
In Mother Russia.. Road Cross You!
To chase GWEN who wouldn’t stop skipping all over the place
“To find the answer:)”
Because it was the bookah thing to do!
Q. Why did the sylvari cross the road?
A. Why WOULDN’T the sylvari cross the road, is the correct question you should be asking. Well? Aren’t you going to answer?
Because the player had pressed R by accident just before leaving for a pee.
The great Charr chased the low health Sylvari through the Eternal Battlegrounds, it lunged for it, and missed by just a few inches. It ran into a bush, and into the other side, it found itself in a street all of a sudden. Turning around, it backed closer to the road, away from the mighty Charr. Trembling, it made a decision, all or nothing. He turned around, and ran across the road.
WHy did the Sylvari cros the road?
Because he was curious about what would happen if he did.
As stated in one of the tenets in Ventari tablet:
“Act with wisdom. But Act!”
…So after looking to the two sides the Sylvari crossed the road in safety.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road? Beets me!
To find out how to become playable in a BWE
To kill ten rats.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To balance out her karma :3
Because of phototropism.
To mark the road for demolition.
cause he actually found a healer
To learn to be more ecofriendly and “green”
To get to grandmas house of course
A gust.
To get away from the engineering Charr coming.
In fact, they do not cross anywhere.
BLAARGH ME LIKE CHICKEN. A-KUK A-KUK A-KUK A-KUK!
WHAT A SILLVAREE?
According to basic Asuran Asuphysics, the Sylvari do not cross roads but rather travel over them by means of tendrils. You are clearly simplifying the problem more than a proper Asura should. The answer, of course, is that the intellectually inferior race was running from one of our own Genius Operated Living Enchanted Manifestations (GOLEMs)
Cause her friends didn’t dance and if they don’t dance then they’re no friends of her’s. S – Y – L – V – A – R – I
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
because he had to go and kill 10 rats
Because she was sort of an aquatic type and wanted to enjoy some walking
because there was no asura portal on their side
To check if he has a chance to win the Guild Wars 2 Beta Key Contest
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To look for a tank and two healers… Oh wait :)
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because it need to get to Queensdale to open the portal for Loki, then use a professional sylvari “thief” to pickpocket the tesseract from Loki in order to use it to make the event for players who are level 35 and up! :)
Because the sunshine is brighter on the other side.
Because, where hes going, they don’t need roads.
To see if the grass is greener on the other side
Because the orcs of Isengard thought he was a tree.
Because it thought it heard the black moa sing on the other side.
He is looking for water !
To see what’s in the other side
To prove to a possum it could actually be done!
She didn’t. Plants doesn’t move.
to win a beta key.
Because he felt like it. That is all.
To explore.
The Sylvari didn’t cross the road,
they grew a tree as a bridge cos the tarmac burnt their feet
to ask Jack how he grew the beanstalk.
Because it is a quest.
why did the sylvari cross the road?
why cant a humanoid plant cross the road without having his motives questioned?
To add the general width, surface material, and durability of said road to its species’ knowledge pool. Also, to try and steal the secret Krabby Patty formula from the local Krusty Krab. All the knowledge in the world can’t crack a recipe without an actual Krabby Patty! Not to mention checking if the ingredient list is fat free, vegetarian, halal, and kosher. And peanut-free.
He didn’t even know himself.
“Why did the sylvari cross the road?” you ask.
Answering with rhyme is an ambitious task.
The most important is not to get dizzy,
cuz foreign language is usually not easy.
It’s a big obstacle to overcome.
But the answer is: to enter the tram.
Because he would greener on the other side
Because a Mesmer had killed him with his magic, and then a Necromancer resurrected him and told him that the only way to find the Mesmer and get revenge, was to cross the road and find him.
Because boobs
“Roads,to be crossed.Questions to be replied.Why is not what you seek,’how’ may please your mind”.
To find out the truth!
To combat the forces of Zhaitan as the other races fight among themselves over petty quarrels, blind to the looming thread of the Elder Dragon’s forces.
To knock on my door and give me a beta key
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Was looking for mordor!
to figure out what this curious thing called “road” was
It’s the story of bam the sylvari which cross the road and then bam the sylvari. True story.
Because he was a sir!
To plant a seed.
Why would any Sylvari cross the road? Because of course, he/she is adventuring in Tyria, and one does simply follow roads in Tyria, they cut across them on their epic journey throughout the land hunting down Jormag!!!
Because they want to try something new
To fulfill his destiny? I dunno :P
to go to the Pale Tree and wait to fight the Elder Dragons
Why did the Sylvari cross the road? Cause he heard Miracle Grow was on sale, 2 for a 5k! (Miracle Grow = Viagra for Sylvari
To fight against approaching enemies for freedom and save Tyria.
to kill ten rats and getting a beta key for it :)
to save the othersides of Tyria!
Because the were taking the hobbits to isengard
To get some “High” grass
Because this particular Sylvari had spent too many hours dwelling upon the meaning of life. The more he thought about it, the more apparent it became to him that there was no meaning, life and all existence was pointless, just a series of random occurrences with no rhyme or orchestration. This greatly depressed the sylvari, knowing that everything he did was for nothing, it turned him into a solem and solitary creature, opposed to the joyful fellow that he once was. After a few months of feeling this way our sylvari friend realised something, a glorious epiphany, he came to the realization that the meaninglessness of life, these disjointed events, they were the answer he was looking for the whole time. He saw that it’s down to the individual to add meaning to their lives, not gods or fate, he became obsessed with grabbing every opportunity presented to him, he became erratic and spontaneous, so when he saw the road, he had to cross it, to see what lay on the other side or to see whether he’d even make it across at all.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
To join the other races in their fight for a careless life.
to stay on sunshine
to kill ten rats
According to basic Asuran Asuphysics, the Sylvari do not cross roads but rather travel over them by means of tendrils. You are clearly simplifying the problem more than a proper Asura should. The answer, of course, is that the intellectually inferior race was running from one of our own Genius Operated Living Enchanted Manifestations (GOLEMs)
because the grass was greener on the other side
Because dynamic events don’t come to you.
I’d like a key for a friend of mine.
to run away from the chicken!
peck peck peck
He crossed the road to prove the point that Sylvari really find “everything fascinating”: even crossing a road.
To scape of the mower
Why did the Sylvari cross the road? I wooden know. Was he being chased by a Dogwood after telling a Knoty jokes?
To run away from the lumberjack!
to win a beta key
To team up with Treebeard and kick some Elder Dragon’s ass!! :DD
To avoid the sidewalk cracks; the Pale Tree may not have aback but who’s risking it?
To catch a chicken.
to find Easter egg
Cause the PC he/she needed for sending my Beta Key is on the other side :)
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
To pwn their enemy in wvw
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because the Pale Tree told them that their destiny could be found on the other side.
Why did the Sylvari cross the road?
…What’s a road?
To escape far away in order to find his partner in love, a “beautiful” charr…
Why did the sylvari cross the road? The Sylvari crossed the road to not turn into charcoal from the Charr’s behind.
To beat the odds and get a beta key.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
Because he had 99 problems, but a Birch ain’t one.
because he wanted to loot epax
To join the fight against the world event again and again.
To explore Tyria
to smoke her brother
To kill him some dragons!
Because of their shame.
Actually that question is not a good one because at that time they didn’t know what the concept of the road itself was, as a mean of fast and safe transportation help I mean.
The real question may be what pushed these sylvari to cross this gap between two tree bushes? The answer is quite simple ! As they were newborn they had to discover the world and therefore cross that line that could have been a bond to their liberty. The road is the representation of the knowledge and its crossing is the discovery of the new world they were meant to discover: the Tyria !
actually they did have roads, just not tar roads… when a person walks along the same path day after day for ten years, it tends to make a road.
many response
To catch the chicken in order to fry it and cook it. And serve it to the charrs. And then go to sleep. And then die. And then another one crosses the road. And so on and so forth. And i like cheese. Lvl Genius!
Because it didn’t notice the sign that said:
“-WARNING-
DO NOT CROSS!
Cantaur raids ahead!”
To pwn some dragons.
To catch that damned chicken!
Because he wanted to explore the massive world of GW2.
because they were wondering why chickens were doing it
Because she was being chased and needed to bookah’d across the road.
Because there weren’t any moa-powered automobiles to worry about… and the road was in the way.
Why did the sylvari cross the road?
The real question is.. why would he not?
To find a clever answer for this question and get the beta key for himself :)
to join the nightmare court
for the lolz