Person of the Year

Time Magazine has named both Scott Jennings and Saparmurat Niyazov as “Person of the Year.” Mr. Jennings is better known as Lum the Mad; President Niyazov is better known as the insane dictator of Turkmenistan. The two were last seen together here. Neither has commented on their shared award. President Niyazov is unlikely to do so, as he died of a heart attack upon receiving the news.

: Zubon