Beware of merchandizing, even the breakfast cereal of champions:

Ascendant: Because, Saul, I’m not putting on a lead suit every time I have to go to the cereal aisle in the grocery store.
Ascendant: I don’t care if you have already have a lot of pre-orders for it.
Ascendant: Really? How much?
Ascendant: From who?
Ascendant: Ok… Right… Yeah… Uh huh… Him, too? Really?
Ascendant: Yeah, well the problem here is that all those guys you just mentioned are supervillains, Saul.
Ascendant: Yes, even him. I just beat him up like an hour ago for trying to poison the city’s water supply.
Ascendant: I don’t care if his check cleared, Saul. That’s not the point…

: Zubon

6 thoughts on “Ascendant-O’s”

  1. Huh, I knew I’d seen that somewhere before. Well, mine includes a link to another of his. :P

  2. Ok that was one of the funniest things I have ever read. It reminds me of a person from the Anarchy Online forums who had a thread that was supposedly how the devs made some design decisions. Was absolute gold. Think the posters name was Wrangleline.

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