50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks

I know this is old, but since we have a lot of The Lord of the Rings Online™: Shadows of Angmar™ fans here, I thought I would point out the list:

The Orcs were obviously stolen from PC game maker Blizzard and its Warcraft series. Too bad Blizzard is apparently too scared to sue New Line over it.

There are some spoilers, in case you missed the whole Tolkien thing. Oh wait, you know what other game it rips off?

The character of Elrond was based on Agent Smith from The Matrix.

That’s right, fanboy, your game is a lousy rip-off of The Matrix Online.

: Zubon

8 thoughts on “50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks”

  1. Legolas shoots arrow after arrow at his enemies, and yet the number of arrows in his quiver never decreases. I guess elves have glands on their back that secrete arrows.

    Why, in part 1, is the black octopus creature painted as the bad guy when it attacks, when one of the fellowship had clearly been throwing rocks at it?


  2. ” I guess elves have glands on their back that secrete arrows.”

    And they have to replenish them by dancing on top of mailboxes… oh, wrong game. ;)

  3. “Liv Tyler’s character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.”


    I read this awhile back and it’s still just as funny the second time through. Great stuff.

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