This just in from the “I’m a complete idiot!” department:
How to pick up and carry your iMac G5
Don’t know how to pick up and carry your iMac G5? It’s easy. Before moving your computer, make sure all cables and cords are disconnected. Pick up the iMac G5 by grasping both sides of the computer. Carry it to wherever you wish.
Gee, thanks Apple! I wanted to move my iMac from the basement to my office but I couldn’t figure out how to do it. What a relief.
There are many ways to pick them up. From bottom, from sides, from the arm. I guess Apple just wanted to put it in writing so they dont get sued.