A happy couple sits at the end of a gently used sofa. The husband has his arm around his wife and has his other arm resting on the armrest of the sofa. He watches a laptop on a laptop table while his wife thinks deep thoughts about how to spend Christmas gift cards as she occasionally glances at the laptop.
Wife: That’s pretty.
Husband:Yeah, Lord of the Rings Online ™ has some great visuals.
Wife: I like watching you play this game because of the landscapes. It’s much better than shooting people all the time.
Husband: You know… once I get my Guild Wars 2 computer, you can use this computer to play this game with me.
Wife: I don’t know. You are always yelling and killing things.
Husband:They aren’t really living things. Think of them as pinata gift bags. You told me you liked that part when we played World of Warcraft, briefly.
Wife: That was kind of fun.
Husband: This game is not just about killing things either. You can craft things, farm, fish, and even decorate your own home. I know you would like that.
Wife: I suppose. I don’t know, the game actually seems kind of boring. All I see you do is run through the pretty landscapes anyway.
Captain Shakespeare: It’s my reputation.