“So what do you do for fun?”
“I pretend to be a shape-shifting alien squid who mentors superheroes by standing inertly while flaming monkeys eat interdimensional gangsters.”
“Buy me another drink.”
: Zubon
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I am sure I have had a few like that, unfortunately I usually black out and cant remember
I changed my dog’s name from Sauron to Pluto pretty much to avoid conversations like that. “Oh you named your dog after Lord of the Rings? That’s nice. Bye”
My ex-wife said the same thing to me on our first date.
It turned out she wasn’t a gamer, just being reeeeealllly frank about her personal life.