Prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse

We have blasted through malls and ghost towns full of zombies, but are you ready for the zombie apocalypse? No, seriously. After all the humorous books and online quizzes about survival, someone has been taking a real world approach for the past five years:

Zombie Squad realizes that it is quite possible for someone to live their entire lives without encountering the undead nuisance. However, we hold fast to the belief that if you are prepared for a scenario where the walking corpses of your family and neighbors are trying to eat you alive, you will be prepared for almost anything.

Have you even backed up your computer? The Red Cross has some guidance on how to prepare in case of fire, flood, or terrorist attack. You have already learned the critical lesson of looking up for aliens on the ceiling. Check your smoke alarms while you are at it.

: Zubon

2 thoughts on “Prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse”

  1. That site is blocked from work. I think they don’t want us to be prepared, maybe because of their plan to turn us all into zombies. Very very slowly.

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