“Swedish flamingoes massacred in frenzied anteater attack”. Beyond your inability to top that headline, it makes me wonder when I will get an anteater pet. A combat pet.
Relatedly, LotRO loves its giant turtles of doom, but badgers and wolverines are almost always swarm-class (trash) enemies rather than serious threats (Cracked link, not necessarily fully work-safe but very good). We have a turtle as a raid boss, a turtle as the end boss for one of the more difficult mid-level instances, and where are my badgers of doom?