The first strategy never seems to work for me.

This is gold. Comedy gold. The guy that wrote this probably isn’t American so the grammar is a little off, but its the internet. No one has good grammar on the internet (well, besides me).

If you don’t have a wife, or fiancée, or girlfirend, or have ever had one of the above, or ever plan on having one of the above, or have met a woman, or have heard of the term “woman,” then this is not for you. For the rest of us men out there, this is great.

If you are a woman, please ignore the following link…

Guide: How to manage having a wife and playing a MMORPG.