Month: November 2007

Tobold ponders what LucasArts-Bioware might be making other that KOTOR Online.

Hey, what about Monkey Island Online, the only MMORPG where the combat is based on a parser of insults typed into chat?

Don’t be silly. It will be called Return to Monkey Island. Please do not call it Monkey Island 5. You don’t think they were letting that franchise languish, did you?

It will be the most difficult MMO to date, with no expectation that any player will ever hit the level cap. If you do, Ron Gilbert himself will call you to tell you the Secret. As a security measure, it is not being put in the game’s code.

: Zubon

The new Katamari game is only for the Xbox 360? Come on, I already bought a Playstation 2 almost exclusively for the purpose of playing the original. Could you at least port it to the Wii, we have one of those. Please?

My wife is secretly happy that she will not need to listen to the songs in the new one. What dear? Oh, not secretly.

: Zubon