I Hate Your Guild

I hate you for spamming every 90 seconds, with a paragraph of text that takes up the entire chat box. You are almost as considerate as the gold-spammers. They at least restrict themselves to one zone.

Let me tell you, nothing says “selective” quite like a guild that broadcasts for members. Constantly. I am sure that is how the most competent people come together. And that whole bit where you don’t even spell the words properly? Gold.

: Zubon

5 thoughts on “I Hate Your Guild”

  1. Ironically all the guilds that constantly advertise in the channels for members always contain some variation of these keywords,

    “Small”, “family-orientated”, “tight-nit”, “close friends”

    which are the exact opposite of who they really are – a huge mass recruiting zerg force.

  2. JOIN MY GUILD “NIGHTS OF ABALON”.. ARE YOU READY? WE A RE A FRIENDLY GROUP WHO LOVE HELPIN OUT AND DO DUNGONES AND PVP LOL. WE ARE RECRUTING NOW!!!11 TALK TO PERCIBALL, SIR MOE, TROPPI, CANDICOXX or .-~LaYgOuLaSs~-. TO JOIN NOW!

    WE HAVE WEBSITE, VENTTRILLO AND WE RUN INSTANSES!!! CHECK DA WEBSITE!

  4. The one major thing Age of Conan got right.

    Guild Scripts.

    They are clickable links that come up in bright orange, underlined in the chat window.

    Guilds can really be creative in these links. Here is an example.

    http://www.aoc.theplatinumorder.com/img/mod.png

    Man, imagine if ALL MMO’s had this. No more Guild Spam, or search tools that work only “sometimes” (looks at EQ2)

    Cheers

  5. This is why God invented free-for-all PvP. You have no idea how many times I’ve wanted to just own those recruiters in WoW. In EVE, I spent half a week tracking down guild spammers in Empire and smartbombing them to kingdom come.

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