Kill Ten Rats

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: Zubon

[Crusade] David Allen wonders whether his upcoming game should restrict the number of trade skills you can have/master/use. I am going to vote for “no.” If you are already combining EVE’s time-based character development with a standard use-based character development, there is no need to place a hard cap on the number of skills you can learn. Time will do that.

In this case, you need to pick one of two routes. EVE’s route was to make so many skills that no one would ever be able to cap them all, since they keep adding new skills occasionally. You could also just decide that it is fine for someone to hit all the time-based caps, some number of years down the line. Of course, when it is “some number of years down the line,” you can change your mind and keep adding skills to push the horizon away. Just don’t do the Learning skills thing.

Also, if I may offer a bit of writing advice, never use the phrase “to the next level” twice in an essay that short. If your game promises to make the very concept of trade skills ding twice in one night, you better deliver something spectacular.

: Zubon

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: Zubon

A cute free thing online: Gunbound. Gunbound is a battle of cute little tanks. It is turn based with an interface quite a bit like a golf game. You might ride on a glowing grub that shoots bouncing balls of death or a triceratops with explosive cabbage. When learning to play, I recommend Mage or Turtle, since they are the most straightforward mobiles.

Basic instructions: right/left to move, up/down to aim, space bar to fire, tab to switch weapons. You get gold for winning or making nice shots, which you can use to buy hats and such. You can also buy them with real cash. The items give bonuses, but half the rooms ignore those bonuses so you don’t have to compete against people who pay to play.

Servers are kind of very bad, with significant lag freezes between turns on many games. There is no more juvenile trash-talking than in most subscription-based games, but then maybe I have been lucky. I could use an ignore list some days. If the buddies list is working when you try it out, you can add me and we can shoot at each other. What are friends for?

: Zubon

PS: referral event at the moment. Feel free to tell them Zubon sent you, since I’m saving up to buy a cape. :)

Since I have been thinking about it anyway, I want to do the flip side of this post.

EVE on the other hand starts out kind of rough and ugly. Confusing at times and seeming as if there is nothing to do.

I will cite the problem in the opposite direction: there is everything to do. Once you exit the tutorial, you can run missions, mine, hunt baby rats, start training for trade runs, jump into corp politics, explore the galaxy, learn the market… Many people, when faced with unlimited choice, lock up and cannot handle it. If no direction is inherently more meaningful than any other, they may not even see a reason to move.

In economic terms, people feel opportunity costs. The more choices you have, the more things you need to give up to do anything else right now. If you are playing a Warrior, you have given up the other seven WoW choices (for now). If you are training Learning 1, there are over 300 other skills that you are not training, there are people several years ahead of you, and it will never be possible to cap every skill. From the instant you log on, you can check the market and see the multi-million ISK items out there, with the tier II items directly next to the ones you can use. If you see a level 10 in the WoW newbie zone, he’s slumming. WoW even has an eventual “win” condition. It has rules, and borders, and an end zone.

Freedom, opportunity, and choices scare a lot of people. There are enough places in real life where they are faced with radical existentialism, and they do not want to deal with it in a game. My mother yet to come to grips with Mario, who can move sideways and jump, or do both at the same time!

: Zubon